We are Back.... few days off.

I could not look at a bet after losing that Pats-Saints Over on missed FG's.

I was watching the game, with the Saints marching down the field, when they stall out, and the FG unit comes in for a chip shot.

I said to myself...."The kick would put the game Over, he will miss this kick by 10 feet, and only the bookies and degenerates would complain/praise it."

The outcome? John Carney kicked like he really was a mid 40's guy needing hip replacement. The kick sails about 25 feet wide right, and the Pats wave the white flag and take Brady out.

Cooked!

I did not have a good weekend, as the bankroll falls to $12,295.

Lets get it back up to 15k with some closing speed.

Tonight, we got 5 bets with a main theme.....Over.....

The Civil War! What does Oregon St and Oregon do best? Score! Lets see.... is the weather alright... lemme check.....we're good!

Risk $660 to Win $600 on the Over 63.

Now.... 4 NHL games, with full detail.

The Vancouver Caucks are scoring at will lately. Sniper Daniel Sedin is back for them.The Flyers have a good offense, and regular starter Ray Emery is most likely not playing tonight. Two big offenses and a backup Goalie playing... and I do not have to lay extra wood? Gimmie!

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5. Van/Philly.

Has anyone noticed how high Columbus Blue Jacket game totals have been going lately? They have the #1 Power Play in the league, and they cannot stop shots. The Leafs are starting to score more, since Phil Kessel came back. And again, Leafs will play their backup Goalie.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on the Over 6 @ -120. Columbus/Toronto

The Red Wings are starting to gain their stride and the Oilers have been giving up goals like theres an empty net lately. Again, Chris Osgood is not expected to start, so another backup Goalie.

Word is.... when a backup is playing.... bet the Over!

Risk $375 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5 @ -125. Det/Edm.

Finally. Sidney Crosby is on fire! And he is playing a team in the Avs, that are playing on back to back nights.The Avs will give us at least 2 goals as well, along with some shaky goaltending lately, including last night.

Risk $300 to Win $300 on the Over 6 @ Even Money of the Pitt/Col. Game.

11/30 Monday Night Bonanza

Doing it quick again.

One wage tonight. What do you think its going to be? The aerial display in New Orleans tonight between Tom Brady and Drew Brees tonight is going to make the 4th of July look dull.

Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on the Over 57.5 in the Pats/Saints flight.

NFL Picks for 11/29

Quick bets today and we will add them all up tomorrow.

Seattle IS ONLY -4? With no Bulger and perhaps no Jackson for the Rams?

Thank you.

Risk $1100 to Win $1000 on the Hawks -4.

Jets cant stop anything anymore.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Panthers +3.5.

Jags and Niners.... gut feeling.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 42.5.

Raps...Suns.....Bosh.....Nash....Amare....

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 229.5 in the Suns-Raps game.

We love Durant, but the Rockets play defense, so....

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Under 197.

11/28 College Games

I hope everyone had themselves a good Thanksgiving.

Unfortunately, the 1-4 showing I pulled made the cranberry sauce and stuffing lose some flavor.

The bankroll is now at $14,885.

Lets hit the College Slate!

Georiga Tech is running wild right now. This is also the same Yellow Jackets team that thumped a much better Georgia team than this years verison. Lay ALL ya like! We are hammering this game.

Risk $1100 to Win $1000 on Georgia Tech -7.5

BYU and Utah both have excellent offenses. Utah hung 30 on TCU, so they could easily do the same against BYU. We like the Over here.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 53

Stanford-Notre Dame.... this one is going to be fun.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on Stanford -10

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 63.

Time to get around the 20k range, and these will be the start of the climb.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I almost forgot to write this entry!

I am in the midst of cooking a giant bird with all the trimmings and remember you degenerates just in time!

Last night, College Basketball was good to us!

We hit with Duke, Sacratomato, and the NHL's defensive prowess.

Portland could've made it an awesome night, but took the foot off the pedal in crunchtime.

Still a $1,040 profit night.

The Bankroll is now at $16,315.

NFL on Thanksgiving..... As American as apple pie!!!


Did I just read this write? Stafford is playing??? On ScoresandOdds.com, it states that FOX said Stafford and Megatron are Probable.

Well, that has thrown a wrench in my plans. I will still go with my instinct though. Stafford cannot last in this game, he will be target practice.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Packers -11.5.

I have a friend of mine who is a die hard Raiders fan to the bone, stating to me that he LOVES the Over in the Raiders-Cowboys game.

Well, I like it for different reasons than he does.

He likes it because he thinks Bruce Gradkowski can move that offense against the Cowboys defense.

I like it because Tony Romo is 3-0 and lit up Thanksgivings and because the Raiders Run Defense could not defend me and my grandfather lead blocking for me.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 40 in the Raiders-Cowboys game.

Call this wager a gut feeling. The Giants cannot stop anyone in the 2nd half and neither can the Broncos. This had the feeling of a defensive battle a month ago, but now, I think both teams are going to go pass happy on the other.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 42.5.

I am tired of analysts trying to make a case for a potential upset in the Texas-A&M game. Colt Mccoy is going to abuse the Aggie defense. Enough said. And if I lose this bet, the chaos factor in the BCS would be well worth it. *Shrugs*.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Longhorns -21.

The Columbus Blue Jackets cannot stop any offense right now. Here is the good thing. Senators Goalie Pascal Leclaire is out for a month. This game should now be a shooting gallery. Rick Nash with the Hat Trick!

Risk $500 to Win $400 on the Over 5.5 @-125.

I was tempted to put in a College BBall game in there for you, but I need to check on my bird.

Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving, and get those sweatpants on and cram your gullet all day and night long.

Enjoy.

Thanksgiving Weekend Approaches......

Monday Night, we hit the NBA game easily, we hit the NHL game easily, but the Titans and Texans were not responsive to our greedy betting nature in the 2nd half.

We wound up 2-1 for the night, but down $170 bucks.

The bankroll is now at $15,275.

We will have some picks for tonight, but make sure you read here for the Thanksgiving Weekend games. We have 3 NFL games and over a dozen College games to feast on, not to mention to NBA and NHL!!

Now, onto tonight's games to where we can get our fix of action and profit.

The Knicks played last night in a grueling game against the Lakers. The Kings are fresh and ready to go. They match up well against the Knicks.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the SacTown Kings -4.5.

Our first College Basketball game of the Year!!!!! This is not your typical soft Duke team. They have size in the frontcourt this season. Arizona St. lost their two best players, including James Harden and his retro beard to the NBA. SLAM THIS ONE BIGTIME!

Risk $1100 to Win $1000 on Duke -10 over the Sun Devs.

Again, another NBA team that played the night before and has to travel. It is time to pick on the New Jeresy Nets on this West roadtrip. They played in Denver last night and travel to a tough Portland team waiting fresh for them.

Lay all you like!!!

Risk $660 to Win $600 on the Blazers -12.5.

Finally, a little Holiday Treat! NHL SALAMI TIME!!

For the true entertained degenerate, we dont like any specific NHL games tonight, but we do see alot of potential Unders. So, why not take the Salami Under?

Risk $400 to Win $400 on the Under 79.5 Goals @ Even Money.

I would wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, but later on tonight in the morning hours, I will do that, plus give you all of our wages for the Thanksgiving Day NFL games.

Monday Night Game

Last night, we hit the Eagles-Bears game at the end to make it a small profittable night of $55 bucks.

Eh, we will take it.

The bankroll is now at $15,445.

Went 3-2 in NFL games last night (The Eagles being the BIG bet of the night)

Went 0-1 in both the NBA and NHL games.

Monday Night Game....

We love the Over. Chris Johnson is running wild, no way the Titans can stop the Texans passing game of Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson.

We expect more of the first game with one another.

Risk $770 to Win $700 on the Over 48.5.

The Sacramento Kings are showing a bit of moxy this season. They can score, but they cannot stop anyone. The Grizzles at home are a much different team.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 207 in the Sac-Mem game.

It must be an Over night. Because we like the Over in the Flyers-Avs game. The Avs are tiring out Craig Anderson, and it is showing.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5 @ -120 on the Flyers-Avs game.

I would wish all of you luck tonight, but it is better to have skill than be lucky. There is good and bad luck, there is only good skill.

ADDED SUNDAY NIGHT BETS!!!!!

Risk $880 to Win $800 on the Eagles -3.5 over the Bears.

Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5 in the Blackhawks-Canucks game @-105.

We will put all the tallies from today together in tomorrow's post.

We are Back... Just in time for the NFL

Took a few days off. Missed a juicy College Day though. I couldve been at 20 large easily after yesterday, but why cry over spilled milk?

Went 3-2 in our last session for a small profit. Went 1-1 in the Central Michigan game. Same with theJazz game, but hit with the Oilers.

The bankroll is now at $15,390.

Yes, we are going to bet The Toilet Bowl. We think the Lions can score on this awful Browns team. Megatron is due for a big game. We also do not think Brady Quinn can reach the endzone against a defense of wooden planks.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Lions -3.5 over the Browns.

I only have to lay 1.5 points for the best team in football against a defense that lost its best pass rusher and has no secondary? I am sprinting to the ticket window.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Colts -1.5 over the Ravens.

The Steelers need a statement game after getting smacked in the teeth by the Bengals at home last week. The Chiefs are missing their best offensive player in Dwayne Bowe. This will not be pretty.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Steelers -11 over the Chiefs.

Bengals-Raiders point total is only 36? The Bengals by themselves can score 36 in this game!

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Over 36 in the Bengals-Raiders clash.

12:30 basketball in Canada!!! The Raptors usually play very well in these matinees. Bosh is a beast as well, and always plays big against Dwight Howard.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Raps +3.5

$15,000!

We went 2-1 last night, hitting both bigger NBA wages.

The bankroll is now at an all time high of $15,200!!!!

Now we are ready to make the big coin.

We were in good shape to go 3-0 last night. Avs and Flames were 3-2 after 2 periods, but squadoosh in the 3rd killed it.

Raptors got throttled in the 2nd half last night by the Nuggets, looking tired. Now they have to play the Jazz on a back to back? Hmmm.....Feels like an IF Bet here!!!!

Risk $440 to Win $400 on IF Jazz -9, then Over 210.

Colorado Avs played a rough game last night and have to come back tonight against the Oilers. I doubt Goalie Craig Anderson starts, so......

Risk $390 to Win $300 on the Oilers -130.

ADDED!!!!!!

America, meet Dan Lefevour. He is the best QB in the nation you never heard of. He is also playing an awful Ball St. team tonight.

Risk $770 to Win $700 on BOTH:

Central Michigan -15.5 over Ball St. and Over 50.5.

Like a True Degennie......

When it is all on the line, we still get it done!!

The Ravens were making us prairie dog it (Look at the Urban Dictionary for the definition.), but we came out on top thanks to a putrid Browns team.

We barely missed the NHL parlay by the skin of our teeth. If you made single wages on the four hockey games, you are welcome for a 3-1 night.

The bankroll is now at a friendly $14,700.

I have not bet College Basketball yet because I always wait a month to see how these teams are. It is one thing betting early in pro seasons where the roster turnover is fairly easy to commprehend, but not in College Basketball.

Two NBA games we like tonight.

The Nets are bad, Devin Harris is not expected to play again, and the Pacers are surprisingly good and tough. Danny Granger and friends are playing solid ball right now, and Tyler Hansbrough has been a relatively nice surprise. Courtney Lee is also out for the Nets.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Pacers -4.5 over the Nets.

Toronto Raptors are really playing Euro-League Style Ball this season, and it is showing in the offense. Chris Bosh is having himself a monster walk-year season. Carmelo Anthony on the Nuggets is going out of his mind. There is NO way Jose Calderon or the backup can guard Nuggets instant offense off the bench Ty Lawson. We like the Over here, even though the line was stumbled 5 points today.

Let's grab it at the low!

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 215 of the Raptors-Nuggets game.

One NHL wage.

The Colorado Avalanche are on a bit of a slide, and alot of it has to do with too much work for surprise stud Goalie Craig Anderson. The Flames are an offensive team that has been struggling to score a bit lately, but at home, I think tonight is the night. Two tallies from Jarome Iginla, and Statsny and Wolski give us a goal a piece on the Avs. I think we get to 6 here.

Risk $300 to Win $315 on the Over 5.5 +105.

Send it in... Part 2

2-4 yesterday, thanks to Adrian Peterson's butterfingers.

The bankroll is now at $7,905.

Ravens are going to KILL the Browns!

They need the win, keeps them alive in the AFC Wild Cards picture. Ray Rice will have a coming out party against a horrific Browns team.

Risk $7,700 to Win $7,000 on the Ravens -11.

The remaining $205 are headed for a NHL parlay.

Columbus -160 and Over 5.5 -115, Pittsburgh -145 and Over 5.5.

Risk $205 to Win $1,804

Wish me Luck, otherwise, I am headed to the woodshed.

NFL Week 10

We split yesterday, but do you know what? It was a very exciting split.

First off, we hit both early games, as Clemson and Texas covered easily. So, the optimism was at least that we cannot lose today.

Then, the TCU-Utah started. I have been personally rooting for TCU to smack one of the big bowls in a BCS Bowl the entire time, so when TCU took a 35-7 lead, and cruised to victory, I was not shattered by it.

Last, I got to watch a rookie Point Guard put up a doughnut in the 1st quarter, to then score 55 in a game. We needed Brandon Jennings to score 59 for the cover, but at least the game was very entertaining. I wonder if the Dolan/Walsh Office at MSG thought so too.

Lost the vig, the bankroll is at $8,765, but the NFL is here!

Earlier in the season, we pounced on the Over in the Vikings/Lions game, and we are going to do it again. Vikings are good for 38 alone in this game off a Bye Week.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 47.5 in the Det/Minny clash

I am going against the grain here. I like the Titans to win this game, but the line moved up to 8? This is a 2-6 team you know. I am biting, oh well. You people can tell me so later

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Bills +8

Eagles need to wake up, and they are going against a team that cannot run the ball, and has an injured OLine. Sounds like Jim Johnson from heaven is going to dial up B-L-I-T-Z.

Risk $300 to Win $330 on the Eagles Money line +110

One NBA bet and 2 NHL bets on the this wonderful day.

Pistons played a rough game last night, and have to come back against the Mavs? People, theres a reason why the Mavs are faves in Detroit....

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Mavs -4.5

We love to bet Overs in hockey. It gets the juices flowing, alot of action! Here is two just for you!

Risk $375 to Win $300 on the Over 6 in the Oilers-Thrashers game (Kovalchuk IS back).

Risk $300 to Win $315 on the Over 5.5 in the Sharks-Blackhawks game (Hawks are due for a big game.)

Good Luck everyone!

11/14

A garbage TD last night came to bite us in the ass on the big bet. That is ok though, shit happens.

We split the other games, with no Vig, so the bankroll is now at $8,825.

College Football Time...

Clemson is playing tough lately, and North Carolina St. is a bad defensive team. CJ Spiller should have a massive day.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Clemson -8.

Baylor has gotten destroyed with injuries and Texas Longhorns and Colt Mccoy need a statement game, since their schedule was a farce.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Longhorns -23.5

SportsTown has a complete mancrush on TCU, but 20 is too much lumber. Utah is a legit team. Horned Frogs will win, but.....

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Utah +20

NBA time, one bet......

Brandon Jennings is on a mission to shred all the teams that passed on him in the NBA Draft. Warriors are next on the hit list. Good job Nellie on benching Stephon Curry though. You are a disgrace.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Bucks -7

In Memory of Jimmy The Greek.....

We sent it all in!!!

And hit!!!

We had to crap ourselves several times at the end of the game, but Jay Cutler did us proud.

Hit both bets last night, and the bankroll is back up to $9,955.

Whenever we have our backs against the wall, we succeed!!

Cincy Bearcats....West Virginia.... in Cincy.....

Risk $1100 to Win $1000 on Cincy -10

Lakers played last night and shorthanded.... we like Carmelo Anthony, and the Nuggets

Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Nuggets -4 @-105

Leafs cant stop anyone, and Patrick Kane and the Hawks are due to bust open.

Risk $300 to Win $300 on the Over 6 even money.

The comeback is mounting.... and College Basketball is soon on the slate.... stick that needle in my arm.

Sending it ALL IN!!!!

We have been on major tilt the past week.

The bankroll is down to $5,215.

I see a game I really like, and it is time to pull a Jimmy The Greek.

Risk $4,950 to Win $4,500 on the 49ers -3.5 over the Bears.

Bears defense is awful lately. They give up 4.5 yards a clip on the ground.

Frank Gore should go crazy.

The Bears defense has been given up huge chunks of yards and TD passes in the air lately as well.

Leaving us $265 left...... lets toss that all on the Under in the South Florida-Rutgers game. The weather could be shaky come gametime.

Risk $264 to Win $240 on the Under 43

Wish me luck.

Time for a bridgejump

Short and sweet.

Risk $2,750 to Win $2,500

Over 224 Warriors-Pacers

Good Luck to all!

Monday Night

No time except to put the picks in.

Under 41 in the Steelers-Broncos game (inclement weather expected)

Risk $330 to Win $300

Jazz -5.5 over the Knicks

Risk $330 to Win $300

NFL 11/8

What a horrible weekend so far.

Boise St. playing the line like they could actually afford to. Play TCU or Cincinnati, and watch them get creamated by 20.

2-6 for Fri-Sat.

The bankroll fell like Susan Suradon's breasts once she hit 55 to $9,235.

NFL Time!

Colts secondary is ravaged by injury against a team that could easily expose it. Give me the points and the Over, as we are predicting shootout. I am so confident in it, I will Reverse it! (I advise anyone taking this advice not to do this, and bet them straight, but I am on Tilt thanks to Boise St.)

$300 Reverse on Houston +8.5 and the Over 49.5. Risking $600 (If I lose both) to possibly Win $1200.

I am taking every single Saints Over until they are stopped. The line is 51.5, but the Saints score 35+ on anyone but the Jets.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Over 51.5 in the Saints-Panthers game.

Let's face it, the Bucs stink and the Packers feast and bad, turnover prone teams. I will lay the points and be happy.

Risk $440 to Win $400 on the Packers -9.5

Two NBA games tonight. Kings played a hard fought game last night and won, but now have to face a run and gun team like the Warriors on a back to back? Not a good combo.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Warriors -5.

Suns are back. When you can put up 110 on the Celtics, you know that you are doing something right. Agent Zero could go for 40 in this game if Nash guards him. Let's face it, Nash is great on offense, but well done Candaian Bacon on the other end.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 214.5 on the Suns-Bullets game.

Lets forget about the past

Quick picks today, as I need a day to cool down before I trash Boise St.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 55 in the Kansas St.-Kansas game.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Clemson -9 over Florida St.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 54.5 in the Maryland-NC St. game

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 206.5 in the Kings-Jazz game.

Risk $300 to Win $330 on the Over 6 in the Pens-Sharks game.

11/7

Went 1-3 last night. Hit the NBA game, went 0-3 on the ice. OUCH!

The bankroll is at $10,780.

We like three games tonight.

Boise St. needs style points to make a BCS game right now, so do not expect them to take the foot off the throat from here on out. La Tech is in trouble.

Risk $525 to Win $500 on Boise St. -21 @-105

Lebron always comes into MSG and hammers the Knicks. This time, every celebrity from NYC will be there to begin to recruitment of Lebron for 2010. Bron goes for 45 tonight. That is roughly 1/4th of the point total. Hmmm...

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 200

No Gasol tonight, and now, no Bynum? Uh oh.... getting double digits with the Grizzles without 40% of the Laker starters. Baby Gasol and Randolph could have fun tonight.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Grizzs +10.

11/5

Took a few days off, and now really refreshed.

Went 1-2 on Monday Night, but hit the big bet on the Monday Night game.

Lost 60 greenbills.

The bankroll is now at $11,225.

The point total has gone through the roof on the Cavs-Bulls game tonight. Went from 186 to 191, with the only report being no Ty Thomas for the Bulls. I am going to go against the grain here. Vegas doesnt have the best buffets for nothing.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Under 191.5 in the Bulls-Cavs game

Flames just score, Blues are due.

Risk $345 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5 in the Cal-Stl. game

Anaheim goes in the box too much. The one thing on offense that the Predators can do is shoot the puck on the Power Play with Weber and Suter.  I am going to go out on the limb here with 2 small bets.

Risk $200 to Win $290 on the Preds @ +145

Risk $200 to Win $200 on the Over 5.5

NFL slide continues, but.....

Still a small profit.

2-2 day, with hitting the big bet of Over in the Columbus-Washington game gave us a small profit of 40 clams.

The bankroll is now at $11,285.

Monday Night Game.... WOOOOOOOO

Offense. Just alot of offense tonight. Saints at home score and score.

Risk $660 to Win $600 on the Over 56.

Knicks are brutal and have to defend Chris Paul tonight? I do not think so. No Nate Robinson in this game as well.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Hornets -3.

Does anyone find it weird that the Kings are only a 1 point favorite at home against a Grizzles team that is just as bad? I will not take this bait!

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Grizzles +1.

NFL Sunday

Another 1-2 day. Treading water again. Just cannot get on the streak after we hit close to the 13k mark.

I need a good NFL day, I have let everyone down the past 2 weeks.

Let's see if this week is any different.

Peyton Manning will get you 30 points against any team in the NFL. The 49ers have been getting shredded by the pass the past month. Peyton Manning's wet dream. Alex Smith will score enough to make the Over a tasty treat.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 44.5

Vince Young is starting? Good God, do you know how awful he is if he has to be a pocket QB? Jags are salivating about it, and the fact that the Titans defense could not stop a flag football teams pass attack.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Jags -3

Carolina is a disgrace. How is Jake Delhomme still starting?  He will help us this week, with an extra 6 points minimum from his passing prowless in Ints.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Arizona -10

Gotta get one NHL and NBA game in here.....

Columbus has had a tough time from teams scoring on them lately, and they have to play against Ovy and the Caps??? Jackpot!

Risk $460 to Win $400 -115 Over 6

The Memphis kids can run up and down, but can they score enough? In this game against the Nuggets, they might be able to. Carmelo is in a groove. He looks like he "gets" it now. He can score at will. Fast paced game with talent, we like that.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 206.

Disgusting

We had a 3-0 night going, until both Columbus and Raptors fell apart in the final stanzas.

Blue Jackets had a 3-1 lead going into the 3rd period, and lost in OT 4-3.

Raptors at one point were up 8 early in the 4th, and just hit a brick wall.

We went 1-2, and the bankroll is at $11,245.

Cincy will score 40 alone in this game, I think Syracuse can get the final 13 points Max.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 52.5 in Cincy-Cuse

Tennessee and South Carolina can play defense, and not much else.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Under 42 in Tenn-SC

Knicks played a double OT game last night now have to come back right away and play? Never good.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the 76ers -2.

Late Night Hockey..... Flames score, Red Wings are falling apart but grind out goals.

Risk $345 to Win $300 on the Over 6 -115.

Solid night

Went 2-1, hit on the opener for the NBA for us.

The bankroll is now $11,665.

Quick tonight.

Raptors -2 Risking $330 to Win $300.


Thunder +5 Risk $330 to Win $300


Blue Jackets Risk $390 to Win $300 at -130

Took a few days off because.....

I needed to blow off some steam.

The football game on Monday night, we lost.... that is fine, understandable. I mentioned that I was not thrilled about the game anyway.

But, the hockey salami.....

It was in the bag! Then in the last game of the night, Toronto-Anaheim, something fishy happened.

The Maple Leafs have not won a game all season, and come out and blow out the Ducks 7-3? Look into it more closely. The Leafs had quite literally, over 10 power plays, with at least 3 of them being 5 on 3 penalties. A Leaf literally boarded a Duck that not only shouldve been penalized, but a possible suspension and got nothing. Matter of fact, a Duck got a roughing penalty on him for retailiating.

Leafs GM Brian Burke use to work for the league and the GM of the Ducks. Sounds like he made a call in to get his team off the donut hole.

The bankroll is still at $11,425.

Ottawa has been scoring some lately. The line is still only 5.5 against a team that sees alot of 6's in Tampa Bay.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on Over 6 -120.

THE NBA is here!!! The golden pot of betting.

Spurs playing on back to back nights in Chicago will look to slow things down.

Risk $330 to Win on the Under 193 in the SA-Chi game.

Lastly, the World Series, after two tough pitchers last night, the floodgates will open on Burnett and Pedro.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on the Over 9 -120

Down, but still hot

Yesterday we had a lukewarm 2-3, thanks to how pathetic the Carolina Panthers are and Eli Manning looking like Eli Wallach in the pocket.

The bankroll, is at $12,005, which means last week, you made $5,800.

Now, I really do not like this Monday Night game, so we will bet small.

These games are always close and tight. Redskins defense is also nothing to sneeze at. Under seems like the safe bet.

Risk $220 to Win $200 on the Under 37.5.

NHL tonight, where we have been red hot in..... are you familar with the Grand Salami?

Thats the prop bet where you pick the Over/Under on total goals for the night. Alot of low scoring teams going tonight, with no 5 goal lines. Under time.

Risk $460 to Win $400 on the Under 23 Grand Salami -115.

WHITE HOT!!! NFL Time.

Went 4-1 on the College Football Saturday.

2-0 in the NHL

2-1 in College, including The Bailout Game that I have been mentioning since jumpstreet.

The bankroll is starting to get fat, up to $12,395.

Its NFL time, and I will not have another bloodbath week.

Buffalo Bills gave up 320 yards rushing last week, and now go on the road to a Carolina team that might be one of the top 3 running teams in the NFL. Trent Edwards is out as well, but that actually might be an improvement. I suspect a little Steve Smith today as well, otherwise hes going to have to choke a bitch on the sidelines.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Carolina -7

Everyone jumped on the Steelers early this week, but I only jumped on it when Pro Bowl CB Antoine Winfield was comfirmed as doubtful. Just a bad matchup.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Steelers -6

Hear me out on this one:

1. The Chargers cant run the ball
2. The Chargers cant stop anything on defense
3. Matt Cassel is playing under the radar good
4. Even when SD was awesome, at KC was always a close, tough game.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on KC +5.5

I am going to bite on the bait again. Indy -14.5 reminds me too much of Eagles-Raiders last week, but I do not care.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Indy -14.5

There is no way in hell that the Giants come out flat 2 weeks in a row. Sunday Night game, chilly, coming back home to a team that HATES playing in anything remotely cold. Give me Eli's boys in the nightcap.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on NYG -7

I have doubled my bankroll in 6 days, I hope you have been riding the streak as well.

Hit yet again.... 6-0 for the week!!!

Smashed the Under in the Wild-Blues game. No one even had to sweat that game.

6-0 for the week, and the bankroll is up to $11,125.

If you have done exactly what we done this week, you are up $5,300. Basically, your bookie wants to shoot me!

Todays picks:

The Islanders are up and coming, but they are insanely overmatched by the Capitals. The Great 8 Ovy has not scored in a game, so expect at least one from him.

Risk $640 to Win $400 Caps -165

San Jose and Atlanta are two of the most high powered offenses in the game. Ring it up.

Risk $500 to Win $400 on the Over 6 -125

I dunno if Texas covers the points, but I do know this, Mccoy is due for a monster game. The total is low, lets take the Over.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 51

Been saying all week that TCU takes out BYU just like last year.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on TCU -3

And....finally..... no explanation needed anymoe right???

Risk $550 to Win $500 on Boise St. -25 over Hawaii in the Mother of all Bailout Games!!!

Ride the Tiger While it is HOT!

If you have been following my picks this year, so far, it has been a rollercoaster.

I went rock bottom on last Sunday in the NFL.

but....

If you have went with my betting the past week, you have made $5,100!!!!

Say it again.....$5,100!!!!!

The bankroll is back up to $11,125 playas!

Tonight, just one small bet, since the slate is rather light and weak.

The Wild are a mess, and the Blues are just flat.

Risk $250 to Win $200 on the Under 5.5 -125.

We will have your college games in the early morning AM for everyone. Enjoy your Friday Night!

Did not need to jump afterall

After taking two nights off after the legendary bride-jumping bets and the great news I received (Read TheSportsTown.blogspot.com), we are back, ready to give everyone winners.

That is right, I showed everyone after a horrendous NFL Sunday that I have stones the size of bowling balls, and threw out two monster bets. Hitting them both!

If you actually follow my picks, I apologize for Sunday, but made it up to you like a girlfriend that is trying to get back into your good graces after you found her sleeping with your best friend.  I went beyond the call of duty!

The bankroll is back! At $10,025. From now on, we will keep a closer and accurate score of my betting. I promise.

With further ado..... to the picks....

Game 5 of the ALCS. No one should be betting MLB games and SEC football games after all the officiating snaffoos they are getting wrong by mistake (BULLSHIT! RIGGED!)

but....

AJ Burnett is due to get hammered. He is a headcase that is teetering on the brink of a beating. John Lackey will have his usual 6 inning-3 runs performance in the playoffs, so.....

Risk $345 to Win $300 on the Over 8.5 -115

Washington Caps and Atlanta Thrashers. These games last season were all 6.5 game totals. Right now for some strange reason, it is 6. Jump on it, laying the juice and all.

Risk $540 to Win $400 on the Over 6 -135

Same thing goes for the San Jose Sharks and Tampa Bay Lightning. San Jose's top 2 lines are deadly. Tampa has some scoring punch and goaltending is weak. The line is also not 6, it is 5.5.....

Risk $500 to Win $400 on the Over 5.5 -125.

The Bizarro Week

I just went 0-4 on a Sunday, lost 2,200 bucks. I feel like Ned Beatty in Deliverence.

It was the Bizarro Week in the NFL, or "Vegas Week". Whatever you want to call it.

It was the time where whatever you think the bet will be, bet the opposite.

Bankroll is down to a measley $6,025, but I will like to introduce you to another betting term. Bridge-Jumping.

Bridge-Jumping, is when you make a whopper bet and if you win, you are celebrating, and if you lose... well, you get the idea.

Chargers cannot stop anyone this season, and Phillip Rivers is averaging over 300 passing a game. The Broncos have gone Under by an average of 12 points a game this season. Which one will give?

Simple, Chargers defense is abyssmal. Bride Jump Nomah 1.

Risk $2,200 to Win $2,000 on the Over 45 in the Denver-SD tilt.

Bride-Jump Nomnah 2.....

Rangers will not play King Henrik tonight against a potent Sharks offense. The Rangers are scoring all over the place., Hmmmmm....

Risk $2,500 to Win $2,000 on the Over 5.5 -125 in the Sharks-Rangers game.

I will be on the rooftop, with laptop in hand.... wish me luck.

NFL TIME!!

Split the games tonight. Hit the Over in the Fresno St. game. The refs let San Diego St. mug BYU with no penalties, so BYU won, but did not cover.

The bankroll is now at $8,225.

NFL Time is here!!!! Wooooohooo!!

I love 4 games this week, all will be a nickel risk.

New York Giants - 3 even money over the Saints

If you want to know the reasoning, check out my Sportstown blog. Trust me, it makes alot of sense. I saw this line last Sunday, and bet it immediately.

Risk $500 to Win $500

Seattle Seahawks -3 over the Cards

Simple. The Hawks are awesome at home, especially with Matt Hasselbeck healthy. The Cardinals are notoriously horrific on the road. I smell 2 John Carlson TD's.

Risk $550 to Win $500

Over 40.5 in the Eagles-Raiders Game

Do not worry people, the Eagles will score 41 on their own. Lock this bet up!!!!

Risk $550 to Win $500

You know I hate teasers, but... this one is a LOCK STAMP OF APPROVAL!!

Eagles-4/Packers-4/Steelers-4

Risk $600 to Win $500

There ya go people. Follow my lead and you will make green paper, if you do not want to, I have no sympathies for you!

What a Fix that was....

First off... hit the baseball game last night, pushed the hockey game. $400 profit from last night.

The bankroll is now at $8,275.

Now, why I didnt post earlier....

I knew that Texas-Oklahoma game was fishy. First off, the line itself smelled like a Portugese Cathouse. Second, did anyone see the 4th quarter??

Texas INT gives them the ball, up 3, in striking distance. They get the ball all the way to the 12 yard line. It is 3rd and 2 with roughly 6 minutes left. Now, isn't the logical play to run the ball and either....

A) You breakaway and score a TD, icing the game.

B) You get the first down, and you basically ice the game with time.

C) You do not get the first down in a low risk play. Eating 40 extra seconds off the clock, kick the FG, and force Oklahoma with only one timeout left to get into the endzone.

What did Texas and Colt Mccoy do?

Pass, supposed misread, right into the chest of a Sooner defender.

Texas wins by 3..... Vegas gets a push.

Colt Mccoy took the money..... scumbag.

Two bets. Give me BYU -17 and Over 57.5 in the Fresno St-San Jose St game.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on both

Eh.....

Went 2-1 last night, as the Sharks decided to play a neutral zone trap in the 3rd period, down 4-1. They could not make it any more noticeable that they did that to avoid being blown out 8-1. Horrific.

Hit the Over in the NLCS. Knew one of those pitchers would implode, and the Blackhawks, as the Predators want to win the Taylor Hall sweepstakes.

Made a whopping $35 bucks last night. The Bankroll is at $7,875.

Ugly, rainy, cold in NY tonight for the Angels-Yankees, with 2 aces on the hill. Lets go Under!

Risk $460 to Win $400 on the Under 8.5 -115

The Atlanta Thrashers score and score and score, and their goaltending stinks. The Devils have the guns to put up 3-4 goals.

Risk $300 to Win $330 on Over 6 +110

Rigged Game

Let me guess this straight. Boise St. plowed Tulsa for 2 straight drives in the 2nd half, got 10 points, then they couldnt muster any offense for the rest of the game??

Tulsa couldnt move the ball, then hit for 92 yards in 2 plays to cover the game???? Sure...

The refs calling a Delay of Game penalty ON THE DEFENSE! With under 2 minutes left with Tulsa about to get the ball back??? Ok, that is it.

This game reeked of being rigged from the 4th quarter on. Perfectly, Tulsa covered and the game went Under for Vegas. Riiiight.

I like getting kissed at least when I get fucked.

The bankroll is now at $7,840.

We are STAYING AWAY from ESPN games for the time being.

Something tells me that either Kershaw or Hamels is going to get rocked in this game.

Risk $300 to Win $315 on the Over 7.5 +105

San Jose...... Washington....Heatley......Ovy..... everyone else, but goaltending....

Risk $480 to Win $400 on the Over 6 -120

Nashville is dreadful, playing on back to back nights.... not a good sign.

Risk $280 to Win $200 on the Blackhawks -140

Theory Hit!

I had a theory last night about the Blue Jackets, and like most scholars, mine was right on.

Hit small last night on it. The bankroll is up to $8,500.

We got showers in Tulsa tonight....

WHO CARES!

Boise St. -9 and Over 54. Tulsa will score enough to lock the Over.

I say 38-23 final. That would be tasty.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on both Boise St. -9 and Over 54.

I need this win to make up my losses from going to the track with one of the true hardcore degenerate legends. LETS GO!!

Who knew?

I was wrong. Dolphins scored up and down on the exposed Jets defense.

Went 1-2 last night. The bankroll is now $8,300 flat.

I really do not like any games tonight, but I have one theory.

Calgary played OT and lost a brutal game. Now have to travel and play a defense first team.... hmmmm

Two goals for Rick Nash.

Risk $280 to Win $200 on the Blue Jackets -140

Picking Winners while sick!

I come up from the depths of my bed and sheets, to give everyone 2 LOCK winners.

The bankroll is up to $8,880. 16-9 in the NFL this season!

Before I give my picks for tonight, three gambling things in sporting events that make you think it is all rigged.

1. Hawaii scoring 2 garbage TD's in the final 5 minutes when they could not come close to one in 55 minutes. Bookies made a killing on everyone betting Fresno St. -4.5 2nd half.

2. Pittsburgh Steelers covering all game, to lose it with a garbage TD by the Lions in the 4th quarter. HMMMM....., but that did not even take the cake.

3. Reggie Wayne missing that 4th quarter TD catch!! Are you kidding me? When has Reggie Wayne ever dropped a pass like that? I will tell you when. When the game would of gone Over if he caught it!

Three bets today. Two of the puck variety, and the Monday Nighter.

Afternoon puck on the Island. Kings are traveling and playing basically a morning game for themselves. Islanders are horrible defensively and just good enough on offense that you know there is 2-3 goals there.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5

Remember the Calgary-Chicago first round series last year? Up and down hockey. It continues.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5

Jets will improve even more on defense with Calvin Pace back. I just cannot see Miami scoring at all in this game.

Risk $550 to Win $500 Jets -2.5

Out from the bed for this one.

Sick all weekend. I could not leave you people hanging for the NFL though.

Two bets. We will figure out all the bankroll, etc. tomorrow when I feel better.

I just love one game so much, I had to climb out of bed and from death to give it to everyone.

Minnesota Vikings -10.5 over the Rams.

Rams have scored 24 points all season. We may get the "If you are playing against Adrian Peterson this week in Fantasy Football, you are toast", and the Rams best offensive weapon, Steven Jackson, is going up against the best run defense the best three years in the NFL.

Risk $1100 to Win $1000

Last bet. Peyton Manning in a zone right now. Does not matter who his receivers are, he is going to get 30 points and 300 yards passing. Titans pass defense is awful.

Indy Colts -3.5

Risk $550 to Win $500

Back in full force this week.

Quick bet, Donation

We donated like victims last night. Got to be quick today.

Rain in the forecast in Missouri tonight. The point total went from 54 to 50. When the trend is going one way, BET THE OTHER!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 50 in Nebraska-Mizzou game.

Going Downhill again...

The roll is coming. We can feel it!!

Hit again last night on the Over 6 Caps-Flyers game. I saw that after the end of 1, no score, 26 shots on goal. I was thinking WTF!!!!

I came back later in the 2nd period, it was 3-3 already. Jackpot!

The bankroll is climbing back up. It is now at $8,410.

Playoffs baseball please? Ask and you shall receive.

Dodgers basically limped in to the postseason. Cardinals have Ace Carpenter on the hill. I smell a winner!

Risk $400 to Win $300 Cardinals -133

I wanted to bet the Yankees today, but -380???? Vegas is saving their backside on that one. If you REALLY want a winner, take the Yankees, and lay all you like.

HOCKEY PARLAY ALERT!

Only two games on the schedule. Both home teams are heavily favored. Pens at home against one of the worst teams in the NHL, and Vancouver needing to get over the hump against a tired Habs teams. Let's put them together.

Risk $300 to Win $413 on Pens -190 & Canucks -180.

Ride the Tiger today boys.

Hitting a trend again...

Over hit last night in the Monday Night Game. At first, everyone thought it was an automatic, but then it is the 4th quarter, and you are wondering if Green Bay scores that garbage Touchdown. Luckily, they did get that.

We are 18-10 in the NFL this season. Note to followers of this blog: Bet my NFL picks, bet the OPPOSITE of my College Football picks. Use that formula, and you might be thanking Uncle Degenerate here.

The Bankroll move up to $7,910.

Tonight, we will not even touch that play-in game in baseball. Whoever does is asking for trouble, and 2 years off of your lives due to stress.

I am also not junkie enough to actually bet a Tuesday Night College Football game on ESPN. That is scheduled just for that, to kill the bettor.

Let's take a look at the puck...

Washington.... firepower and no goalie....

Flyers..... firepower, questionable goalie...

Over 6 -120.... Get down!

Risk $480 to Win $400 on Over 6.

Wow.... Profit?

Alright! We finally got back on the board. 3-1 NFL Sunday gives us a $500 profit for the day, and boosts up the hurting Bankroll to $7,410.

We are 17-10 overall after the first four weeks of the NFL season. Not too shabby, but we are still playing some catch up here.

This is the total bad blood game. Favre in an enemy uniform, playing his old Packers. This is like Adam Banks from the Mighty Ducks having to play his old team, the Hawks in the Minnesota Youth Hockey Finals. What happened in that game?

Bank's old teammates took him out. I would not be surprised if the Packers attempted this.

This has gun slinger game written all over it. Favre... Rodgers....Peterson....Jennings.... Over sounds tasty!

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Over 45.5

Desperation has hit!

1-3-1 yesterday. The pressure is building after the bankroll has fell below $7,000, to $6,910.

How are we going to react?

Like a true Degenerate!

We are getting hammered by everything, but the NFL, which we are 14-9 in ATS.

We have two games that we have been salivating over all week long, and we are going to hammer them!

Cincinnati is for real. They have a very good defense, and Cedric Benson is running the ball with effectiveness. The Cleveland Browns are an absolute mess. They are starting a QB last week that got the job by flinging 3 INT's in a half. I do not care if it is a road game.. The Hard Knocks Boys -6.

Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on Bengals -6!!!!

If you thought that game was a mismatch, check out the Giants-Chiefs. Even SI.com's Peter King said that -9 should be for a quarter, not a game. Giants might even put up two straight shutouts.

Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on Giants -9!!!

Two more smaller bets, because we need to action right?

The Lions can score. The Stafford-KSmith-MegatronJohnson trio are very good, and will put some points up on the board against a Bears defense that is hurt. This might be Jay Cutler's coming out party, and Matt Forte is salivating for a big game. This is it.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 40 in the Lions/Bears clash.

Tennessee cannot lose 4 in a row right? While we will not take the game, we will bet the total. Titans CB Cortland Finnegan is doubtful ,so expect the Jags to throw a little more today. Chris Johnson gets to the well twice.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 41.5 in the Titans/Jags game.

I am going to be watching these games like my life depended on them. Wish me luck.

Nice choke job by CC

We started off strong. The hockey game went Over in the 2nd period. A quick winner in the pocket.

I should be alright now, CC Sabathia is going for his 20th win. What can go wrong?

Well, how about CC looking like Bob Stanley of the Red Sox in the 1986 World Series. He stunk up the joint. The Rays used him like a cheap hooker.

Baseball is done for the season, at least for now.

A second night in a row, that a big favorite, is covering against the underdog, and the dog scores a garbage touchdown in the final seconds. Some bettors are banging their heads against their desks.

Went 1-2 overall for the night. The Bankroll is now at $7,615.

The dreaded College Football Saturday.... shoot me!

If you have watched Michigan and Michigan St. games, neither team can really stop an offense. The Over is only 54? Am I going to take the bait? Let me check the weather first...

Might be raining. I am still taking the bait. Do you know? Because I am a degenerate, and I believe in a Freshman QB. Light it up Mr. Foricer!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 54 Michigan-Michigan St.

I have watched Illinois several times over the past few years, and the one thing that I have learned is that they roll over and play dead like a lazy dog. Penn St. will be in revenge mode sort of resembling Karl in Die Hard, after he finds out that John Mclaine killed his brother.

Risk $330 to Win $300 Penn St. -7 over the Passive Illini

I am such a junkie for the high Overs. Take this Arkansas-Texas A&M game for example. 66 is high, even for a junkie like me, but am I going to bite? Absolutely! Why? Because there is no defense in this game. LETS GO!!!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 66 Arkansas-Texas A&M

Last for College Football, I believe in Houston. I believe that they can go up against bad teams, and just completely throttle them. Do not let me down Cougars.

Risk $330 to Win $300 Houston -14.5 over UTEP

One hockey bet, for the first full slate of games. Montreal has scoring.... Buffalo has a ton of scoring... hmmmm.... Tomas Vanek puts in 2 goals in the opener.

Risk $345 to Win $300 Over 5.5 goals Montreal-Buffalo.

Let's put this bad week behind us.

Small Comeback and the NHL is here!

In my fit of rage yesterday, I totally forgot about opening night for the NHL. Yes, more games to be able to wager on. I need some new blood to bet on, because I am getting buried with the status quo.

Small comeback last night. Hit both baseball games, split the college football game, but let's talk about what happened in the final minute of that Colorado-West Virginia game. 3-1 night puts the bankroll up to $7,955.

WVU up 35-17, with the game easily in hand, is covering by the skin of its teeth. Colorado, with no way of winning the game, drives down the field and scores a touchdown with 3 seconds left! Boom, WVU does not cover the 16.5, and Colorado put the game Over 55.

Now, this did not affect me, since I was going to split it either way, but how do you think the guy that took WVU -16.5 and the Under 55 in a Reverse? That guy is probaly looking for the Hawkins family tree as we speak.

Since the NHL has started, we will go there this afternoon. Red Wings and Blues score goals. Let's go with the Over 5.5. Blues Power Play was great last year, but are bad in 5 on 5 situations. Detroit lost alot, but still have offensive firepower.

Risk $215 to Win $200.

In what might be my last baseball game to wager on this season, everyone knows that CC Sabathia and the Yankees want to get him to 20 wins. Take him on the road today.

Risk $320 to Win $200

Last, we will go with Utah St.-BYU clash will be more exciting than if the school had a mixer together. Over 64.

Risk $220 to Win $200.

The Meltdown

We are on a losing streak, and we watch the Mets-Nationals game pitch by pitch.

Just like we thought and predicted, Lannan went 7 strong, and Redding continued his solid pitching in the past 6 weeks. 4-2 Mets going into the bottom of the 9th. All-Star KRod about to come in and shut the door right?

Wrong!

I watched KRod set the c4 and charges up, little gasoline trail.... 1st and 2nd, no out......

Bases Loaded, 2 outs... Adam Dunn up, and he could not even throw him a fastball and walks in a run. 4-3.

I see a small brush fire from the south in Maryland...

BOOM! Some scrub Maxwell hits a grand slam off a 10 million dollar closer that threw 40 pitches in an inning!!!! Nats win 7-4.

See the mushroom cloud over Maryland now.... oh no wait... thats my house.

Now we are in offical meltdown mode! YOU SUCK KROD!!!!!! DAMN ARSONIST!!!!

By the way, humor me. Why the hell does ESPN have a televised game on a Wed. night between, Hawaii and Louisiana Tech????

1. Gambling Purposes Only

2. Vegas needed funding for anew hotel.

3. To set up Hawaii's midnight home games as The Bailout Games for the rest of the season for us junkies that need to break even for the night and week.

I lost track of how much we are down the past week.... let me check......

Bankroll is now at $7,575. OUCH! Time to scroll down the monetray units in each wage until we get back on the horse.

The Red Sox are resting their starters after clinching the Wild Card. Jon Lester is also on the mound. The Indians are complete victims. Under 9.5 is for me.

Risk $230 to Win $200

Lincecum-Haren in the afternoon? Let me tell you. Both have struggled lately, and the O/U line is 6.5? Yes, I am going there. Desperate times. Over 6.5. Arizona-SF.

Risk $230 to Win $200

Finally, on ESPN tonight, Colorado, who got curbstomped by Toledo earlier in the season, head to West Virginia, which should be a revenge game for the Mountaineers. Noel Devine goes nuts.....

Risk $220 to Win $200 on WVU -16.5

Risk $220 to Win $200 on the Over 55.

And now, im headed to a GA (Gamblers An.) meeting. Maybe I will meet Al Pacino in there and tell us that he is topping out at 80% this season. (Two for the Money reference)

Bathing in the Blood

I can't get ice in the winter right now.

Reds buried Pinerio and the Cards last night.

I am going to look up to the Degenerate Gods right now, and plead and beg like John Turturro in Miller's Crossing. 

"Look in your heart! Look in your heart!"...


for a winner please!!!
 
Lets try afternoon baseball, so if I lose, I can get drunk for Happy Hour. The irony in that.
 
Lannan usually shuts the Mets down, and Redding has been pitching well lately.
 
Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Under 8.5 -105. Mets-Nationals
 
Back for more later with the night games. Needle is dug deep into the arm.
 

Bad Streak

Lost the football game last night. Lost the parlay. Hit the Over in Tor/Bos in 32 minutes of gametime.

The bankroll is now $8,380.

Thinking about going a little drastic tonight. Little desperation is in the air. Starting to feel those shakes. Undecided about any prediction you think in your mind..... you ask yourself if this will ever end.

Yes, we need a winner tonight!

We will go with the Cardinals and Pinerio, -125 over the Reds. He pitched very well the last time against the Reds, and ther Cards smacked around Reds starter Homer Bailey.

Risk $500 to Win $400.

Tomorrow, I will fix up the stats, promise.

Tricks of the Trade

Wound up going 3-5. First losing Sunday of the NFL season. Its not like we handicapped poorly this time. Lets me explain.

Baltimore did score 34 points for us in a 38.5 point O/U. You telling me the Browns could not get 6 points? Disgraceful. Maybe Mangini can fine those clowns are playing like Pop Warner kids.

Indy gave us 31 points. Shouldve been a slam dunk Over. Cardinals 3 times moved the ball deep and forked it up. Kurt Warner at the end of the game looked like a deer in headlights as well.

I got NO shot at the Over in the Buffalo game, but +6.5 was a real shot. The Bills defense holds the Saints to 10 points for 3 and a half quarters and that offense could not help them out? Trent Edwards is a stiff. I was watching this game. The Saints started to double team the backup TE because Edwards is so afraid to throw the ball downfield. Horrific!

The bankroll is taking a beating lately. Down to $8,670. I feel like Little Orphan Funkhouser in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Ok, Monday Night time.

Both Carolina and Dallas defenses have been trashed the first two weeks of the season. Carolina cannot stop the run, and Dallas just put up 250 yards on one of the best defenses in the league, the Giants.

Expect some big plays in this game. Steve Smith, Roy Williams, DA Williams, and Felix Jones. At least one defensive TD in this game.  Has a feel of a 34-24 game.

Over 48 Risk $440 to Win $400.

Cole Hamels against some stiff named Bazardo? Who is getting more hits off of him than Paris Hilton's sex tape. Josh Beckett gets hammered by the Blue Jays. SMALL PARLAY TIME!

Risk $150 for Hamels -260, Over 9 in the Phils-Stros game, and Over 9 -120 in the Jays-RSox game.

Win is $565

We will also bet the Over in the Blue Jay- Red Sox game seperate. I also just saw that Jays SP Scott Richmond is getting hammered lately. Over 9 -120.

Risk $360 to Win $300.

LETS GO!!!!

Pay that Vig!

Yesterday was the perfect example of how bookies and Vegas make profit. They do not care who wins or lose, just hand that Vig in.

We went 3-3 last night in College Football, which is an improvement for the season, but we got to pay that Vig of $90.

The bankroll is now $9,420.

Before I get onto greener pastures, and my NFL picks, did anyone see that Texas Tech-Houston game last night? It might of been the single worst refereed game I have ever seen. That speaks volumes.

TT has the ball with 9 minutes left, up 28-23. They have a 4th and Goal at the Houston 1. They go for it. which makes no sense in the first place. Kick the Field Goal, and you force Houston to go for 2. QB sneak, and he was stuffed, and lost foward progress for a second, no whistle.... regains it.... no whistle, then falls into the end zone.... finally the whistle blows. Touchdown Tech? No. The Line Judge all the way on the other side of the field called the play dead without blowing a whistle!

I have never seen that before. Anyway, long story short, Houston drives 99 yards, Touchdown, MISSED the 2 point conversion and win 29-28. Now, if the proper call was made, Tech is up 35-23, and Houston scores and the Over is in play. That Line Judge got his wallet lined with pretty green I think.

NFL Time! Where the DC is 11-3 so far.

Over 38.5 in the Browns/Ravens game.

Bottom line, the Ravens are scoring this season, and in bunches. Flacco, Rice, Heap, and even Willis Mcgahee are moving this offense up and down the field. The best part is, the defense is not stopping much anyway. All the Browns have to do in this game, is give us 10 points, and its a slam dunk.

Risk $330 to Win $300

Texans -3.5 over the Jaguars

The Texans offense opened up last week. The Jags defense got sliced up at home by a pass happy team in the Cards. Andre Johnson has a big game. Steve Slaton finally gets in the endzone.

Risk $330 to Win $300

Buffalo +6.5 and the Over 51.5 against the Saints

The weather will clear out by 4pm. This will be a shootout. I just really think the Bills are pesky enough to keep this game close. Fred Jackson has a big game. Drew Brees is a machine.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on each

NY Giants -6.5 over the Bucs

No Justin Tuck, no problem. Giants will move Kiwi to End this week and barely skip a beat. Eli Manning has looked sharp as well. Brandon Jacobs is salivating to see a bad defense.

Risk $330 to Win $300


Packers -6.5 and Over 42.5 against the Rams

I think last week was just a mirage. The Bengals really do have a very good defense. The game is indoors, and Rodgers and crew will want to put down a statement. Rams score 14 points, this Over is a lock. Stephen Jackson will find the end zone today against a Packer D that got carved up by Cedric Benson!

Risk $330 to Win $300 on both

Note: I really, really wanted to bet the Eagles and the Over 38 in the Redskins-Lions game, but I got scared off. The weather in Philly did it, and the Redskins just scare the shit out of me. Just keep as a side note.

And finally....

Over 48 in the Colts-Cards showdown

Peyton Manning can score 27 in 14 minutes, and gets a soft defense like this that gave up 280 yards to David Gerrard? Oh boy. Arizona should try to run the ball, but they are horrendous in this. SNIFF.... I smell Arena League Football here!

Risk $330 to Win $300

We are keeping the NFL train going. Let's hope for a big week!

Righting the Ship on Saturdays finally...

In a weird turn of events last night, we hit the College Football game, and missed on the baseball bets, giving us a 1-2 night.

The Bankroll is at $9,510.

We are going to go a little drastic today, here we go:

I do not care how bad a team Washington St. is, this USC is not covering 45.5 points to anyone in the Pac-10. All Wash. St. has to do is score one touchdown, by accident, and its a win for the good guys.

Washington St. +45.5 Risk $330 to Win $300

Florida bit me in the ass last week, but I have to go back to them. Urban Meyer teams have scored 45+ on Kentucky three times since 2005. Pile that on with the fact that Kentucky is turnover prone, and Florida will be in tearing out the throat mode after the stinkbomb they put up last week, this game could get ugly.

Florida -21 (Buy the half point) Risk $360 to Win $300

Arkansas can score, and in bunches, but they cannot stop anymore either. I think they can score enough against the vaunted Tide defense to put the Over in play. Bama will put up 40 in this game. I will not touch the spread in the Ark-Bama game, but...

Over 58 Risk $330 to Win $300

Has anyone seen Cincainnati play yet? If you like offense, this team will make you moist. QB Tony Pike is winning some Heisman votes. Fresno St. put up points on the road against Wisconsin and against Boise st., a team that put the clamps on Oregon. Cincy in a blowout? Hmmm...

Over 63 Risk $330 to Win $300

Kansas, and QB Todd Reeising has scored in bunches the past three seasons. Is he the most forgotten player in the country? Southern Miss. is in the Top 20 in offense in the nation. The game is in Kansas, good weather. This one probaly does not take a rocket scientist.

Over 58 Risk $330 to Win $300

And finally, possibly my favorite game of the year. Texas Tech just threw all over Texas. Houston has been unstoppable and beat up on Okie St. at home. Arena League Football in Houston tonight. Wonder why this game is on ESPN tonight? Answer? FOR GAMBLING PURPOSES ONLY!

Over 74 Risk $330 to Win $300

Can we finally have a winning week? Do diamonds rain from the sky?

Uh-Oh... at least the NFL is tomorrow!

Slightly back on the winning way

2-1 Thursday is the right way to get back on track. Hit both baseball games, but we are still getting taken advatage of in Coll. Football, with even getting offered a drink or dinner.

The Bankroll is now $9,855.

Last time I saw Nevada play, they got destroyed by Notre Dame. Missouri is actually playing pretty well.

Let's take Mizzou tonight -7 (buying the half point at -105) to -115

Risk $345 to Win $300

Tonight in baseball, we just simply cannot believe that Timmy Terrific Lincecum will lose two straight on home.  We also think that the Giants will get some runs off of lunatic headcase Carlos Zambrano.

Risk $330 to Win $200 on Lincecum and the Giants

Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Over 7.

I am dreading College Football Saturday. I feel like Laline in Carlito's Way in the wheelchair. "Just keeeeiiillllll me now ya cawkkkkkkksauckkkkerrrr!"

Back on the Board..

Boom! We hit with Hippie Arroyo and the Reds for three bills.

The bankroll is now at $9885.

Oh shit, College Football time, where I have just paid for my bookie's 2 week vacation to Augusta to golf at the Masters.

Lets take the Over 53 in the Ole Miss-South Carolina game.

Risk $330 to Win $300.

I promise another baseball one as well.

I will take the Over 9 in the Phillies-Brewers game, as I think Suppan is a gascan.

Risk $330 to Win $300

And we are back!!!!

We got all the priorities finished. It is time to be a junkie again, but a profittable junkie!

Afternoon baseball! Ah.... perfect on a day off.

Lets ride the red hot Arroyo and the Reds. -135 over the  struggling Pirates.

Risk $405 to Win $300

Be back later with another baseball pick and the college football game tonight.

Life....

Life has been hetic, and it has shown in my picks. Past two days, I have gone 0-4 and my hole has been cracked wide open. I have had been busy with life, and I shouldn't of even made any selections the past two days.

But, thats the true form of a degenerate.

Took one night off the clean my wounds. Will be back tomorrow with picks.

Bankroll is down to $9,585

Baseball 7-9, College Football 4-10, NFL 11-3, Parlays 1-2, Teasers 0-1

Took it in the Can......

Quick post today, as duty calls all day today.

Took it in the can last night. Lost all 3 bets. We are now 11-3 in the NFL.

Lets get back on the board, Cain and the Giants tonight against an undecided pitcher for the DBacks.

Risk $330 to Win $300

More detailed post tomorrow. I promise.

Spinning in Neutral....No More....

The great ones always bounce back stronger after they got knocked down.

After a horrendous 1-3 College Football Saturday, that included 0-3 in College Football itself, I am not going to lie, I felt the pressure to have a big day. I could not get ice in the winter on Saturday. Hell, I was desperate enough to actually do a teaser. (My bookie thanks me privately. I can tell.).

No more desperation now.

How about a 5-0 NFL Sunday on the straight bets! Thats right, if you read this blog, and you rolled the dice on my picks, you at least owe me lunch.

The Over wages in Atlanta and Green Bay were never in doubt. Bengals and Packers actually went Over before halftime. I do not care who you are, everybody likes no stress in winning money.

The Saints scored more on the Eagles than Gene Simmons on a 24 country Kiss World Tour.

Buffalo put an early 17-0 stranglehold on the Bucs, and never really let go, but I did have to be a bit nervous in San Diego, when I saw Phillip Rivers was in Rambo-mode in the 1st half, throwing over 250 yards.

We got through that as well.

Ironically enough, we missed the Teaser, due to the fact that the Packers were exposed at home by the Bengals. I feel tainted just even making a teaser bet. Kind of like a National Title winner in football that had a tie on their records, before the new overtime rules came in effect.

We are now 11-2 in NFL bets, upping the bankroll to $11,040 (up $1,040).

Now, onto the Monday night picks:

There is a few guarentees with the Houston Astros the past few years. Miguel Tejada's age goes up 2 years for every calendar year, Roy Oswalt bulldogs himself into the infirmary, and most important of all, Wandy Rodriguez is GOLD at home!

Lets take Wandy and the Stros -145 and take the Under 8.5 @-120 against the Cardinals.

Risk $435 to Win $300 on the Astros.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on the Under.

Now, onto the Monday night game, which I really had to look over more times than Louie Anderson was thrown off the set of Coming to America for actually eating the McDowell's food.

Ive notice the past year that Peyton Manning does just enough to win. Miami has a very good defense, and I see their offense wanting to keep Manning off the field as much as possible, so they will run the ball to death.

Give us the Under 42.5.

Risk $330 to Win $300.

As Alec Baldwin says in Glengarry Glenross , "Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you".