The Meltdown

We are on a losing streak, and we watch the Mets-Nationals game pitch by pitch.

Just like we thought and predicted, Lannan went 7 strong, and Redding continued his solid pitching in the past 6 weeks. 4-2 Mets going into the bottom of the 9th. All-Star KRod about to come in and shut the door right?

Wrong!

I watched KRod set the c4 and charges up, little gasoline trail.... 1st and 2nd, no out......

Bases Loaded, 2 outs... Adam Dunn up, and he could not even throw him a fastball and walks in a run. 4-3.

I see a small brush fire from the south in Maryland...

BOOM! Some scrub Maxwell hits a grand slam off a 10 million dollar closer that threw 40 pitches in an inning!!!! Nats win 7-4.

See the mushroom cloud over Maryland now.... oh no wait... thats my house.

Now we are in offical meltdown mode! YOU SUCK KROD!!!!!! DAMN ARSONIST!!!!

By the way, humor me. Why the hell does ESPN have a televised game on a Wed. night between, Hawaii and Louisiana Tech????

1. Gambling Purposes Only

2. Vegas needed funding for anew hotel.

3. To set up Hawaii's midnight home games as The Bailout Games for the rest of the season for us junkies that need to break even for the night and week.

I lost track of how much we are down the past week.... let me check......

Bankroll is now at $7,575. OUCH! Time to scroll down the monetray units in each wage until we get back on the horse.

The Red Sox are resting their starters after clinching the Wild Card. Jon Lester is also on the mound. The Indians are complete victims. Under 9.5 is for me.

Risk $230 to Win $200

Lincecum-Haren in the afternoon? Let me tell you. Both have struggled lately, and the O/U line is 6.5? Yes, I am going there. Desperate times. Over 6.5. Arizona-SF.

Risk $230 to Win $200

Finally, on ESPN tonight, Colorado, who got curbstomped by Toledo earlier in the season, head to West Virginia, which should be a revenge game for the Mountaineers. Noel Devine goes nuts.....

Risk $220 to Win $200 on WVU -16.5

Risk $220 to Win $200 on the Over 55.

And now, im headed to a GA (Gamblers An.) meeting. Maybe I will meet Al Pacino in there and tell us that he is topping out at 80% this season. (Two for the Money reference)

Bathing in the Blood

I can't get ice in the winter right now.

Reds buried Pinerio and the Cards last night.

I am going to look up to the Degenerate Gods right now, and plead and beg like John Turturro in Miller's Crossing. 

"Look in your heart! Look in your heart!"...


for a winner please!!!
 
Lets try afternoon baseball, so if I lose, I can get drunk for Happy Hour. The irony in that.
 
Lannan usually shuts the Mets down, and Redding has been pitching well lately.
 
Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Under 8.5 -105. Mets-Nationals
 
Back for more later with the night games. Needle is dug deep into the arm.
 

Profit is finally showing!

Let's throw a party! The Corner is in the black now! Yes, it is only $10 in profit, but just last week, we were down 20% of the bankroll. The rush has offically rolled in. I feel like pitching everyone about my bets now like Gordon Gecko, or at least that weird dude that had those info-mericals, Matthew Lesko.

After the Miami Hurricanes just waxed Georgia Tech, the bankroll is now at $10,010.

We lost the crazy parlay, but that is alright, we were bored last night, and just wanted a quick fix. It was quick to say the least. Cole Hamels was on, and the Nationals were not going to score much.

Tonight, Let's go right back to college football.

Boise St. only -7.5 in Fresno tonight? Tad fishy, but like a true guppy, we will bite. But we will buy the point. (bet is now -120). So Boise at -7.

Risk $480 to Win $400

We will take the Over as well, since Fresno at home will give us at least 14, Boise St. will give us the rest.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Over 53.5

College and NFL picks tomorrow!!! Time to make some real money here all you monkeys.

We'll take the split, but.....

If you watched last nights football games, both had a movie-like scripted ending. Two top powerhouse offenses, struggling all night long, and in the final 7 minutes of each game, both the Pats and Chargers just JUST ENOUGH to win the games.

This is what we call skimming.  A bettor, especially of the sick degenerate kind, will think in his warped head, that if both teams could've dont that all night long, why didn't they?

Their answers are always the same. They enough just to win, and not cover the spread. Now, I am not a believer of this sick theory, but last night's games did not help the argument that these degenerates are nuts.

We split last night. Hitting both Overs and losing both spreads. 6-2 for the NFL start is very pleasing. The Bankroll is now at $9,590.

Tonight, back to baseball, as we will take the Over 9 in Philly tonight. Cliff Lee has struggled lately, and the Nats do have a better than average lineup. Nats pitcher Garret Mock is a victim as well.

Risk $440 to Win $400 tonight on the Over 9 in the Nats-Phillies game.

Baseball 2-3, College Football 1-7, NFL 6-2, Parlays 1-1