Saturday, October 31, 2009

Disgusting

We had a 3-0 night going, until both Columbus and Raptors fell apart in the final stanzas.

Blue Jackets had a 3-1 lead going into the 3rd period, and lost in OT 4-3.

Raptors at one point were up 8 early in the 4th, and just hit a brick wall.

We went 1-2, and the bankroll is at $11,245.

Cincy will score 40 alone in this game, I think Syracuse can get the final 13 points Max.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 52.5 in Cincy-Cuse

Tennessee and South Carolina can play defense, and not much else.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Under 42 in Tenn-SC

Knicks played a double OT game last night now have to come back right away and play? Never good.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the 76ers -2.

Late Night Hockey..... Flames score, Red Wings are falling apart but grind out goals.

Risk $345 to Win $300 on the Over 6 -115.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Solid night

Went 2-1, hit on the opener for the NBA for us.

The bankroll is now $11,665.

Quick tonight.

Raptors -2 Risking $330 to Win $300.


Thunder +5 Risk $330 to Win $300


Blue Jackets Risk $390 to Win $300 at -130

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Took a few days off because.....

I needed to blow off some steam.

The football game on Monday night, we lost.... that is fine, understandable. I mentioned that I was not thrilled about the game anyway.

But, the hockey salami.....

It was in the bag! Then in the last game of the night, Toronto-Anaheim, something fishy happened.

The Maple Leafs have not won a game all season, and come out and blow out the Ducks 7-3? Look into it more closely. The Leafs had quite literally, over 10 power plays, with at least 3 of them being 5 on 3 penalties. A Leaf literally boarded a Duck that not only shouldve been penalized, but a possible suspension and got nothing. Matter of fact, a Duck got a roughing penalty on him for retailiating.

Leafs GM Brian Burke use to work for the league and the GM of the Ducks. Sounds like he made a call in to get his team off the donut hole.

The bankroll is still at $11,425.

Ottawa has been scoring some lately. The line is still only 5.5 against a team that sees alot of 6's in Tampa Bay.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on Over 6 -120.

THE NBA is here!!! The golden pot of betting.

Spurs playing on back to back nights in Chicago will look to slow things down.

Risk $330 to Win on the Under 193 in the SA-Chi game.

Lastly, the World Series, after two tough pitchers last night, the floodgates will open on Burnett and Pedro.

Risk $360 to Win $300 on the Over 9 -120

Monday, October 26, 2009

Down, but still hot

Yesterday we had a lukewarm 2-3, thanks to how pathetic the Carolina Panthers are and Eli Manning looking like Eli Wallach in the pocket.

The bankroll, is at $12,005, which means last week, you made $5,800.

Now, I really do not like this Monday Night game, so we will bet small.

These games are always close and tight. Redskins defense is also nothing to sneeze at. Under seems like the safe bet.

Risk $220 to Win $200 on the Under 37.5.

NHL tonight, where we have been red hot in..... are you familar with the Grand Salami?

Thats the prop bet where you pick the Over/Under on total goals for the night. Alot of low scoring teams going tonight, with no 5 goal lines. Under time.

Risk $460 to Win $400 on the Under 23 Grand Salami -115.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

WHITE HOT!!! NFL Time.

Went 4-1 on the College Football Saturday.

2-0 in the NHL

2-1 in College, including The Bailout Game that I have been mentioning since jumpstreet.

The bankroll is starting to get fat, up to $12,395.

Its NFL time, and I will not have another bloodbath week.

Buffalo Bills gave up 320 yards rushing last week, and now go on the road to a Carolina team that might be one of the top 3 running teams in the NFL. Trent Edwards is out as well, but that actually might be an improvement. I suspect a little Steve Smith today as well, otherwise hes going to have to choke a bitch on the sidelines.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Carolina -7

Everyone jumped on the Steelers early this week, but I only jumped on it when Pro Bowl CB Antoine Winfield was comfirmed as doubtful. Just a bad matchup.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Steelers -6

Hear me out on this one:

1. The Chargers cant run the ball
2. The Chargers cant stop anything on defense
3. Matt Cassel is playing under the radar good
4. Even when SD was awesome, at KC was always a close, tough game.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on KC +5.5

I am going to bite on the bait again. Indy -14.5 reminds me too much of Eagles-Raiders last week, but I do not care.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Indy -14.5

There is no way in hell that the Giants come out flat 2 weeks in a row. Sunday Night game, chilly, coming back home to a team that HATES playing in anything remotely cold. Give me Eli's boys in the nightcap.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on NYG -7

I have doubled my bankroll in 6 days, I hope you have been riding the streak as well.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Hit yet again.... 6-0 for the week!!!

Smashed the Under in the Wild-Blues game. No one even had to sweat that game.

6-0 for the week, and the bankroll is up to $11,125.

If you have done exactly what we done this week, you are up $5,300. Basically, your bookie wants to shoot me!

Todays picks:

The Islanders are up and coming, but they are insanely overmatched by the Capitals. The Great 8 Ovy has not scored in a game, so expect at least one from him.

Risk $640 to Win $400 Caps -165

San Jose and Atlanta are two of the most high powered offenses in the game. Ring it up.

Risk $500 to Win $400 on the Over 6 -125

I dunno if Texas covers the points, but I do know this, Mccoy is due for a monster game. The total is low, lets take the Over.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 51

Been saying all week that TCU takes out BYU just like last year.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on TCU -3

And....finally..... no explanation needed anymoe right???

Risk $550 to Win $500 on Boise St. -25 over Hawaii in the Mother of all Bailout Games!!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Ride the Tiger While it is HOT!

If you have been following my picks this year, so far, it has been a rollercoaster.

I went rock bottom on last Sunday in the NFL.

but....

If you have went with my betting the past week, you have made $5,100!!!!

Say it again.....$5,100!!!!!

The bankroll is back up to $11,125 playas!

Tonight, just one small bet, since the slate is rather light and weak.

The Wild are a mess, and the Blues are just flat.

Risk $250 to Win $200 on the Under 5.5 -125.

We will have your college games in the early morning AM for everyone. Enjoy your Friday Night!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Did not need to jump afterall


After taking two nights off after the legendary bride-jumping bets and the great news I received (Read TheSportsTown.blogspot.com), we are back, ready to give everyone winners.

That is right, I showed everyone after a horrendous NFL Sunday that I have stones the size of bowling balls, and threw out two monster bets. Hitting them both!

If you actually follow my picks, I apologize for Sunday, but made it up to you like a girlfriend that is trying to get back into your good graces after you found her sleeping with your best friend.  I went beyond the call of duty!

The bankroll is back! At $10,025. From now on, we will keep a closer and accurate score of my betting. I promise.

With further ado..... to the picks....

Game 5 of the ALCS. No one should be betting MLB games and SEC football games after all the officiating snaffoos they are getting wrong by mistake (BULLSHIT! RIGGED!)

but....


AJ Burnett is due to get hammered. He is a headcase that is teetering on the brink of a beating. John Lackey will have his usual 6 inning-3 runs performance in the playoffs, so.....

Risk $345 to Win $300 on the Over 8.5 -115

Washington Caps and Atlanta Thrashers. These games last season were all 6.5 game totals. Right now for some strange reason, it is 6. Jump on it, laying the juice and all.

Risk $540 to Win $400 on the Over 6 -135

Same thing goes for the San Jose Sharks and Tampa Bay Lightning. San Jose's top 2 lines are deadly. Tampa has some scoring punch and goaltending is weak. The line is also not 6, it is 5.5.....

Risk $500 to Win $400 on the Over 5.5 -125.

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Bizarro Week

I just went 0-4 on a Sunday, lost 2,200 bucks. I feel like Ned Beatty in Deliverence.

It was the Bizarro Week in the NFL, or "Vegas Week". Whatever you want to call it.

It was the time where whatever you think the bet will be, bet the opposite.

Bankroll is down to a measley $6,025, but I will like to introduce you to another betting term. Bridge-Jumping.

Bridge-Jumping, is when you make a whopper bet and if you win, you are celebrating, and if you lose... well, you get the idea.

Chargers cannot stop anyone this season, and Phillip Rivers is averaging over 300 passing a game. The Broncos have gone Under by an average of 12 points a game this season. Which one will give?

Simple, Chargers defense is abyssmal. Bride Jump Nomah 1.

Risk $2,200 to Win $2,000 on the Over 45 in the Denver-SD tilt.

Bride-Jump Nomnah 2.....

Rangers will not play King Henrik tonight against a potent Sharks offense. The Rangers are scoring all over the place., Hmmmmm....

Risk $2,500 to Win $2,000 on the Over 5.5 -125 in the Sharks-Rangers game.

I will be on the rooftop, with laptop in hand.... wish me luck.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

NFL TIME!!


Split the games tonight. Hit the Over in the Fresno St. game. The refs let San Diego St. mug BYU with no penalties, so BYU won, but did not cover.

The bankroll is now at $8,225.

NFL Time is here!!!! Wooooohooo!!

I love 4 games this week, all will be a nickel risk.

New York Giants - 3 even money over the Saints

If you want to know the reasoning, check out my Sportstown blog. Trust me, it makes alot of sense. I saw this line last Sunday, and bet it immediately.

Risk $500 to Win $500

Seattle Seahawks -3 over the Cards


Simple. The Hawks are awesome at home, especially with Matt Hasselbeck healthy. The Cardinals are notoriously horrific on the road. I smell 2 John Carlson TD's.

Risk $550 to Win $500

Over 40.5 in the Eagles-Raiders Game

Do not worry people, the Eagles will score 41 on their own. Lock this bet up!!!!

Risk $550 to Win $500

You know I hate teasers, but... this one is a LOCK STAMP OF APPROVAL!!

Eagles-4/Packers-4/Steelers-4

Risk $600 to Win $500

There ya go people. Follow my lead and you will make green paper, if you do not want to, I have no sympathies for you!

What a Fix that was....

First off... hit the baseball game last night, pushed the hockey game. $400 profit from last night.

The bankroll is now at $8,275.

Now, why I didnt post earlier....


I knew that Texas-Oklahoma game was fishy. First off, the line itself smelled like a Portugese Cathouse. Second, did anyone see the 4th quarter??

Texas INT gives them the ball, up 3, in striking distance. They get the ball all the way to the 12 yard line. It is 3rd and 2 with roughly 6 minutes left. Now, isn't the logical play to run the ball and either....

A) You breakaway and score a TD, icing the game.

B) You get the first down, and you basically ice the game with time.

C) You do not get the first down in a low risk play. Eating 40 extra seconds off the clock, kick the FG, and force Oklahoma with only one timeout left to get into the endzone.

What did Texas and Colt Mccoy do?

Pass, supposed misread, right into the chest of a Sooner defender.

Texas wins by 3..... Vegas gets a push.

Colt Mccoy took the money..... scumbag.

Two bets. Give me BYU -17 and Over 57.5 in the Fresno St-San Jose St game.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on both

Friday, October 16, 2009

Eh.....


Went 2-1 last night, as the Sharks decided to play a neutral zone trap in the 3rd period, down 4-1. They could not make it any more noticeable that they did that to avoid being blown out 8-1. Horrific.

Hit the Over in the NLCS. Knew one of those pitchers would implode, and the Blackhawks, as the Predators want to win the Taylor Hall sweepstakes.

Made a whopping $35 bucks last night. The Bankroll is at $7,875.

Ugly, rainy, cold in NY tonight for the Angels-Yankees, with 2 aces on the hill. Lets go Under!

Risk $460 to Win $400 on the Under 8.5 -115

The Atlanta Thrashers score and score and score, and their goaltending stinks. The Devils have the guns to put up 3-4 goals.

Risk $300 to Win $330 on Over 6 +110

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Rigged Game

Let me guess this straight. Boise St. plowed Tulsa for 2 straight drives in the 2nd half, got 10 points, then they couldnt muster any offense for the rest of the game??

Tulsa couldnt move the ball, then hit for 92 yards in 2 plays to cover the game???? Sure...

The refs calling a Delay of Game penalty ON THE DEFENSE! With under 2 minutes left with Tulsa about to get the ball back??? Ok, that is it.

This game reeked of being rigged from the 4th quarter on. Perfectly, Tulsa covered and the game went Under for Vegas. Riiiight.

I like getting kissed at least when I get fucked.

The bankroll is now at $7,840.

We are STAYING AWAY from ESPN games for the time being.

Something tells me that either Kershaw or Hamels is going to get rocked in this game.

Risk $300 to Win $315 on the Over 7.5 +105

San Jose...... Washington....Heatley......Ovy..... everyone else, but goaltending....

Risk $480 to Win $400 on the Over 6 -120

Nashville is dreadful, playing on back to back nights.... not a good sign.

Risk $280 to Win $200 on the Blackhawks -140

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Theory Hit!

I had a theory last night about the Blue Jackets, and like most scholars, mine was right on.

Hit small last night on it. The bankroll is up to $8,500.

We got showers in Tulsa tonight....

WHO CARES!

Boise St. -9 and Over 54. Tulsa will score enough to lock the Over.

I say 38-23 final. That would be tasty.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on both Boise St. -9 and Over 54.

I need this win to make up my losses from going to the track with one of the true hardcore degenerate legends. LETS GO!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Who knew?

I was wrong. Dolphins scored up and down on the exposed Jets defense.

Went 1-2 last night. The bankroll is now $8,300 flat.

I really do not like any games tonight, but I have one theory.

Calgary played OT and lost a brutal game. Now have to travel and play a defense first team.... hmmmm

Two goals for Rick Nash.

Risk $280 to Win $200 on the Blue Jackets -140

Monday, October 12, 2009

Picking Winners while sick!

I come up from the depths of my bed and sheets, to give everyone 2 LOCK winners.

The bankroll is up to $8,880. 16-9 in the NFL this season!

Before I give my picks for tonight, three gambling things in sporting events that make you think it is all rigged.

1. Hawaii scoring 2 garbage TD's in the final 5 minutes when they could not come close to one in 55 minutes. Bookies made a killing on everyone betting Fresno St. -4.5 2nd half.

2. Pittsburgh Steelers covering all game, to lose it with a garbage TD by the Lions in the 4th quarter. HMMMM....., but that did not even take the cake.

3. Reggie Wayne missing that 4th quarter TD catch!! Are you kidding me? When has Reggie Wayne ever dropped a pass like that? I will tell you when. When the game would of gone Over if he caught it!

Three bets today. Two of the puck variety, and the Monday Nighter.


Afternoon puck on the Island. Kings are traveling and playing basically a morning game for themselves. Islanders are horrible defensively and just good enough on offense that you know there is 2-3 goals there.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5

Remember the Calgary-Chicago first round series last year? Up and down hockey. It continues.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 5.5


Jets will improve even more on defense with Calvin Pace back. I just cannot see Miami scoring at all in this game.

Risk $550 to Win $500 Jets -2.5

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Out from the bed for this one.

Sick all weekend. I could not leave you people hanging for the NFL though.

Two bets. We will figure out all the bankroll, etc. tomorrow when I feel better.

I just love one game so much, I had to climb out of bed and from death to give it to everyone.

Minnesota Vikings -10.5 over the Rams.

Rams have scored 24 points all season. We may get the "If you are playing against Adrian Peterson this week in Fantasy Football, you are toast", and the Rams best offensive weapon, Steven Jackson, is going up against the best run defense the best three years in the NFL.

Risk $1100 to Win $1000

Last bet. Peyton Manning in a zone right now. Does not matter who his receivers are, he is going to get 30 points and 300 yards passing. Titans pass defense is awful.

Indy Colts -3.5

Risk $550 to Win $500

Back in full force this week.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Quick bet, Donation

We donated like victims last night. Got to be quick today.

Rain in the forecast in Missouri tonight. The point total went from 54 to 50. When the trend is going one way, BET THE OTHER!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 50 in Nebraska-Mizzou game.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Going Downhill again...

The roll is coming. We can feel it!!


Hit again last night on the Over 6 Caps-Flyers game. I saw that after the end of 1, no score, 26 shots on goal. I was thinking WTF!!!!

I came back later in the 2nd period, it was 3-3 already. Jackpot!

The bankroll is climbing back up. It is now at $8,410.

Playoffs baseball please? Ask and you shall receive.

Dodgers basically limped in to the postseason. Cardinals have Ace Carpenter on the hill. I smell a winner!

Risk $400 to Win $300 Cardinals -133

I wanted to bet the Yankees today, but -380???? Vegas is saving their backside on that one. If you REALLY want a winner, take the Yankees, and lay all you like.

HOCKEY PARLAY ALERT!

Only two games on the schedule. Both home teams are heavily favored. Pens at home against one of the worst teams in the NHL, and Vancouver needing to get over the hump against a tired Habs teams. Let's put them together.

Risk $300 to Win $413 on Pens -190 & Canucks -180.

Ride the Tiger today boys.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Hitting a trend again...

Over hit last night in the Monday Night Game. At first, everyone thought it was an automatic, but then it is the 4th quarter, and you are wondering if Green Bay scores that garbage Touchdown. Luckily, they did get that.

We are 18-10 in the NFL this season. Note to followers of this blog: Bet my NFL picks, bet the OPPOSITE of my College Football picks. Use that formula, and you might be thanking Uncle Degenerate here.

The Bankroll move up to $7,910.

Tonight, we will not even touch that play-in game in baseball. Whoever does is asking for trouble, and 2 years off of your lives due to stress.

I am also not junkie enough to actually bet a Tuesday Night College Football game on ESPN. That is scheduled just for that, to kill the bettor.

Let's take a look at the puck...

Washington.... firepower and no goalie....

Flyers..... firepower, questionable goalie...

Over 6 -120.... Get down!

Risk $480 to Win $400 on Over 6.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Wow.... Profit?

Alright! We finally got back on the board. 3-1 NFL Sunday gives us a $500 profit for the day, and boosts up the hurting Bankroll to $7,410.

We are 17-10 overall after the first four weeks of the NFL season. Not too shabby, but we are still playing some catch up here.

This is the total bad blood game. Favre in an enemy uniform, playing his old Packers. This is like Adam Banks from the Mighty Ducks having to play his old team, the Hawks in the Minnesota Youth Hockey Finals. What happened in that game?



Bank's old teammates took him out. I would not be surprised if the Packers attempted this.

This has gun slinger game written all over it. Favre... Rodgers....Peterson....Jennings.... Over sounds tasty!

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Over 45.5

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Desperation has hit!


1-3-1 yesterday. The pressure is building after the bankroll has fell below $7,000, to $6,910.

How are we going to react?

Like a true Degenerate!

We are getting hammered by everything, but the NFL, which we are 14-9 in ATS.

We have two games that we have been salivating over all week long, and we are going to hammer them!

Cincinnati is for real. They have a very good defense, and Cedric Benson is running the ball with effectiveness. The Cleveland Browns are an absolute mess. They are starting a QB last week that got the job by flinging 3 INT's in a half. I do not care if it is a road game.. The Hard Knocks Boys -6.

Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on Bengals -6!!!!

If you thought that game was a mismatch, check out the Giants-Chiefs. Even SI.com's Peter King said that -9 should be for a quarter, not a game. Giants might even put up two straight shutouts.

Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on Giants -9!!!

Two more smaller bets, because we need to action right?

The Lions can score. The Stafford-KSmith-MegatronJohnson trio are very good, and will put some points up on the board against a Bears defense that is hurt. This might be Jay Cutler's coming out party, and Matt Forte is salivating for a big game. This is it.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 40 in the Lions/Bears clash.


Tennessee cannot lose 4 in a row right? While we will not take the game, we will bet the total. Titans CB Cortland Finnegan is doubtful ,so expect the Jags to throw a little more today. Chris Johnson gets to the well twice.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 41.5 in the Titans/Jags game.

I am going to be watching these games like my life depended on them. Wish me luck.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Nice choke job by CC

We started off strong. The hockey game went Over in the 2nd period. A quick winner in the pocket.

I should be alright now, CC Sabathia is going for his 20th win. What can go wrong?

Well, how about CC looking like Bob Stanley of the Red Sox in the 1986 World Series. He stunk up the joint. The Rays used him like a cheap hooker.

Baseball is done for the season, at least for now.

A second night in a row, that a big favorite, is covering against the underdog, and the dog scores a garbage touchdown in the final seconds. Some bettors are banging their heads against their desks.

Went 1-2 overall for the night. The Bankroll is now at $7,615.

The dreaded College Football Saturday.... shoot me!

If you have watched Michigan and Michigan St. games, neither team can really stop an offense. The Over is only 54? Am I going to take the bait? Let me check the weather first...

Might be raining. I am still taking the bait. Do you know? Because I am a degenerate, and I believe in a Freshman QB. Light it up Mr. Foricer!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 54 Michigan-Michigan St.

I have watched Illinois several times over the past few years, and the one thing that I have learned is that they roll over and play dead like a lazy dog. Penn St. will be in revenge mode sort of resembling Karl in Die Hard, after he finds out that John Mclaine killed his brother.

Risk $330 to Win $300 Penn St. -7 over the Passive Illini

I am such a junkie for the high Overs. Take this Arkansas-Texas A&M game for example. 66 is high, even for a junkie like me, but am I going to bite? Absolutely! Why? Because there is no defense in this game. LETS GO!!!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 66 Arkansas-Texas A&M

Last for College Football, I believe in Houston. I believe that they can go up against bad teams, and just completely throttle them. Do not let me down Cougars.

Risk $330 to Win $300 Houston -14.5 over UTEP

One hockey bet, for the first full slate of games. Montreal has scoring.... Buffalo has a ton of scoring... hmmmm.... Tomas Vanek puts in 2 goals in the opener.

Risk $345 to Win $300 Over 5.5 goals Montreal-Buffalo.

Let's put this bad week behind us.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Small Comeback and the NHL is here!


In my fit of rage yesterday, I totally forgot about opening night for the NHL. Yes, more games to be able to wager on. I need some new blood to bet on, because I am getting buried with the status quo.

Small comeback last night. Hit both baseball games, split the college football game, but let's talk about what happened in the final minute of that Colorado-West Virginia game. 3-1 night puts the bankroll up to $7,955.

WVU up 35-17, with the game easily in hand, is covering by the skin of its teeth. Colorado, with no way of winning the game, drives down the field and scores a touchdown with 3 seconds left! Boom, WVU does not cover the 16.5, and Colorado put the game Over 55.

Now, this did not affect me, since I was going to split it either way, but how do you think the guy that took WVU -16.5 and the Under 55 in a Reverse? That guy is probaly looking for the Hawkins family tree as we speak.

Since the NHL has started, we will go there this afternoon. Red Wings and Blues score goals. Let's go with the Over 5.5. Blues Power Play was great last year, but are bad in 5 on 5 situations. Detroit lost alot, but still have offensive firepower.

Risk $215 to Win $200.

In what might be my last baseball game to wager on this season, everyone knows that CC Sabathia and the Yankees want to get him to 20 wins. Take him on the road today.

Risk $320 to Win $200

Last, we will go with Utah St.-BYU clash will be more exciting than if the school had a mixer together. Over 64.

Risk $220 to Win $200.


Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Meltdown


We are on a losing streak, and we watch the Mets-Nationals game pitch by pitch.

Just like we thought and predicted, Lannan went 7 strong, and Redding continued his solid pitching in the past 6 weeks. 4-2 Mets going into the bottom of the 9th. All-Star KRod about to come in and shut the door right?

Wrong!

I watched KRod set the c4 and charges up, little gasoline trail.... 1st and 2nd, no out......

Bases Loaded, 2 outs... Adam Dunn up, and he could not even throw him a fastball and walks in a run. 4-3.

I see a small brush fire from the south in Maryland...

BOOM! Some scrub Maxwell hits a grand slam off a 10 million dollar closer that threw 40 pitches in an inning!!!! Nats win 7-4.

See the mushroom cloud over Maryland now.... oh no wait... thats my house.

Now we are in offical meltdown mode! YOU SUCK KROD!!!!!! DAMN ARSONIST!!!!

By the way, humor me. Why the hell does ESPN have a televised game on a Wed. night between, Hawaii and Louisiana Tech????

1. Gambling Purposes Only

2. Vegas needed funding for anew hotel.

3. To set up Hawaii's midnight home games as The Bailout Games for the rest of the season for us junkies that need to break even for the night and week.

I lost track of how much we are down the past week.... let me check......

Bankroll is now at $7,575. OUCH! Time to scroll down the monetray units in each wage until we get back on the horse.


The Red Sox are resting their starters after clinching the Wild Card. Jon Lester is also on the mound. The Indians are complete victims. Under 9.5 is for me.

Risk $230 to Win $200

Lincecum-Haren in the afternoon? Let me tell you. Both have struggled lately, and the O/U line is 6.5? Yes, I am going there. Desperate times. Over 6.5. Arizona-SF.

Risk $230 to Win $200

Finally, on ESPN tonight, Colorado, who got curbstomped by Toledo earlier in the season, head to West Virginia, which should be a revenge game for the Mountaineers. Noel Devine goes nuts.....

Risk $220 to Win $200 on WVU -16.5

Risk $220 to Win $200 on the Over 55.

And now, im headed to a GA (Gamblers An.) meeting. Maybe I will meet Al Pacino in there and tell us that he is topping out at 80% this season. (Two for the Money reference)