Bathing in the Blood

I can't get ice in the winter right now.

Reds buried Pinerio and the Cards last night.

I am going to look up to the Degenerate Gods right now, and plead and beg like John Turturro in Miller's Crossing. 

"Look in your heart! Look in your heart!"...


for a winner please!!!
 
Lets try afternoon baseball, so if I lose, I can get drunk for Happy Hour. The irony in that.
 
Lannan usually shuts the Mets down, and Redding has been pitching well lately.
 
Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Under 8.5 -105. Mets-Nationals
 
Back for more later with the night games. Needle is dug deep into the arm.
 

Bad Streak

Lost the football game last night. Lost the parlay. Hit the Over in Tor/Bos in 32 minutes of gametime.

The bankroll is now $8,380.

Thinking about going a little drastic tonight. Little desperation is in the air. Starting to feel those shakes. Undecided about any prediction you think in your mind..... you ask yourself if this will ever end.

Yes, we need a winner tonight!

We will go with the Cardinals and Pinerio, -125 over the Reds. He pitched very well the last time against the Reds, and ther Cards smacked around Reds starter Homer Bailey.

Risk $500 to Win $400.

Tomorrow, I will fix up the stats, promise.

And we are back!!!!

We got all the priorities finished. It is time to be a junkie again, but a profittable junkie!

Afternoon baseball! Ah.... perfect on a day off.

Lets ride the red hot Arroyo and the Reds. -135 over the  struggling Pirates.

Risk $405 to Win $300

Be back later with another baseball pick and the college football game tonight.

Another split....

KC wound up taking the Tigers to the woodshed. My boy Zack Greinke shut down the Tigers while he stuck around, and the Royals made up for the lack of run support they have given him all season long, by putting up an 8 spot while he was still in the game.

We went 1-1, keeping us .500 in baseball, down $65 from the dreaded vig. The bankroll is now $9,710.

Tonight, we will go with Miami Hurricanes -4 over the GT Yellow Jackets. GT did not impress me last week at home against Clemson.

Risking $440 to Win $400

We are feeling a little frisky tonight, lets go 3 team baseball parlay:

Over 9 -120 in the Phillies-Nats game. Ross Detwiler is a victim.

Over 9.5 +105 in the Marlins-Reds game. Sanchez-Maloney is not appealing to a pitching fanatic.

Oakland Even Money against the Indians. Indians are dreadful on the road. And Oakland has been hitting the ball lately to boot.

Risk $100 to Win $652

LETS GO!!!!

Thank God the NFL is here...

This week, I decided to go with the numbers with betting. Stupid move.

We did hit the Over in the horror show of a bloodbath that was basically the end of Oklahoma St.'s season.


We missed on the Under in the Cubs-Reds game, thanks to top shelf defense by the Cubs, 3 errors in one inning.


Charlie Weis should have to owe me $440 for that ungodly awful thing he does called thinking. Pass the ball up by 3 with less than 3 minutes left? You fat, dumb moron. Have another donut and think about that again, while I ice my ass because of your decison making.


But the best of the day, Georgia and South Carolina's offenses last week looked like two swimmer with no arms trying to stay afloat in the ocean. This week? Let's put it this way, the game went over by 8 minutes left.... in the 2nd quarter. Now that is comedy. All you can do is laugh it off.


This is why Vegas has a new posh club every week. You're welcome Mirage.


1-3 for the day, down $700, the bankroll is now $7,740.

Again, thank GOD the NFL is here.

Here are my picks for Sunday:


Vikings -4 over the Browns - Yes I know, good Vikings team on the road against an awful Browns team and i am only laying 4? Smells as fishy as hearing Amy Winehouse successfully completing rehab.

I just cannot see Cleveland scoring much on that solid defense, especially with 2 Tons of Fun (The Williams DT's) cleared to play. We will risk $660 to win $600.



Over Baltimore Ravens 24.5 points scored @ even money. Yes, I think the Ravens defense scores 7 by themselves this week. Ray Rice will have some fun as well.


Risk $350 to Win $350.


Lastly, I know I should not bet an Over this high in Week 1, but I remember the Saints-Lions game from last season. And the Saints just went NUTS on the Lions. Granted, the Saints have a few injuries to bear, but that will make them throw even more. The Lions will get their fair share of points as well. Over 48.5.


Risk $440 to Win $400.


What the hell, I feel so confident in these picks.... wrapped them all up in a parlay as well for $100.


Risking $100 to Win $600 (I am prolly on Tilt here, and burning money, but go with me here.)


Lets hope the change of pace gives us the Winning Streak we need. I feel like Axel in The Gambler right now, paying my bookie..


"Theres 2, 3, 4, 44 with the Vig."

Banging Head on Desk

It's always nice to start off 0-4 right? Last night, we took the gaspipe because of Tim Lincecum's back, Jason Marquis pitching like its the Little League World Series again, and let's face it, the Reds really do suck balls.

The bankroll dropped $440 from last night's loss. We are now at $8,075. Down 20% already.

God, I do not want to start going with the teasers and parlays just yet...

Tonight, we are going with the Houston Astros at home. Wandy Rodriguez is 11-2 at home this season in games he starts. So tonight, we will go $625 risking to win $500 (-125) , riding the left arm of Wandy.

We will also do a small parlay tonight, just an attempt to make some moves here. We will wager $200 on the Arizona Diamondbacks and ace Dan Haren at home (-122), and the Over in the game (8.5 @ -115) since former Diamondback and Dodger start Jon Garland is 3-10 when it comes to O/U's this season in the desert.
The thrid game we will toss into this, is the Detriot Tigers on the road against a weak KC Royals team. Tigers have Verlander on the hill, so we are confident, even  @ -187.

So tonight's bets are:

$625 to win $500 tonight on the Houston Astros.

3 Team Parlay (If you need to know the definition of parlay, dont taint yourself, run away from this blog).
DBacks -122, Dodgers-DBacks Over 8.5 @-115, and Det -187,

$200 to win $844.25.

I need a winner badly. Do not let me down.

We got scratched...

Giants starting pitcher Tim Lincecum was scratched from his start tonight for back spasms. I should've mentioned this in the previous blog, but any baseball bet I make is with Listed Pitchers, meaning, if one of the starting pitchers do not start that game, the wage is called off.

Now, to offset this, I will take the Over 9.5 in the Reds-Rockies game for $400.

So now, the wage is Over 9.5, risking $440 to win $400.

Wish me luck, otherwise, we might be bridejumping sooner than expected.