Showing posts with label Baltimore Ravens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baltimore Ravens. Show all posts

Monday, November 16, 2009

Send it in... Part 2

2-4 yesterday, thanks to Adrian Peterson's butterfingers.

The bankroll is now at $7,905.

Ravens are going to KILL the Browns!

They need the win, keeps them alive in the AFC Wild Cards picture. Ray Rice will have a coming out party against a horrific Browns team.

Risk $7,700 to Win $7,000 on the Ravens -11.

The remaining $205 are headed for a NHL parlay.

Columbus -160 and Over 5.5 -115, Pittsburgh -145 and Over 5.5.

Risk $205 to Win $1,804

Wish me Luck, otherwise, I am headed to the woodshed.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Spinning in Neutral Again

Like the title of yesterday's post, I jinxed myself. DOH!

After going 3-0 during the week in College Football, we skidded back and 0-3 yesterday.

Florida decided to play offense like Georgia Tech yesterday. Tim Tebow with 115 yards passing and zero touchdowns? Come on now. Tennessee down 10 with three minutes to go, and the offense is running the ball like it was up 10, then slowly walking back to the line of scrimmage??

(Sniff... Sniff...)

That smelled awfully fishy.

Lets find a silver lining. We did hit the Under in the Angels-Rangers game. Solid.

The bankroll is back in the blood, at $9,800.

Now, your NFL wages for Week 2:

Saints -1.5 over the Eagles

Now, I really do not like betting a road team against a very good home team, but with Donovan Mcnabb out, and the weather being good for Drew Brees passing, I just cannot resist the temptation.

Risk $440 to Win $400

Ravens +3.5 over the Chargers.

Just too many injuries piling up for the Bolts. LT is out, C Nick Hardwick is 99% not to play, now they lose the big boy in the middle Jamal Williams for the season. This should of been the game of the week. Remember, Oakland moved the ball and scored on a healthier Charger team. The Ravens have some horses now.

Risk $330 to Win $300

Bills -4 over the Bucs

I feel bad for the Bucs. All the anger and frustration the Bills have lingering after that Monday Night loss, will be taken out on the Bills, like Archie Bunker having a bad day at work, coming home, and Edith did not have dinner on the table yet. Ohhhh Arrrrchieeee!

Risk $330 to Win $300


Over 42.5 in the Panthers/Falcons game

I think Jake Delhomme rights the ship just enough to get us 14-17 points in this game. Golden Boy Ryan and crew will take care of the rest. Michael Turner scored 4 TDs at the Dome against the Panthers last year.

Risk $330 to Win $300

Over 42 in the Bengals/Packers game

I know I like the Bengals defense, but something just tells me that this is going to be a shootout.

Risk $220 to Win $200

TEASER!!! (Yes, I am going to be sucked in.)

For those of you playing at home, a teaser is an inverted parlay. You take three games, and you can move the spread 10 points (paying -120) in any direction. You have to win all games, and NO pushes. Tie goes to the house.

My teaser for this week is:

Redskins +0.5, Vikings PK, Packers +1, Falcons +4

Risk $360 to Win $300.

We went 6-2 last week. Let's pray for some more of the same!

NFL 6-2 Coll. Football 4-10 Baseball 7-6 Parlays 1-2


Saturday, September 12, 2009

Thank God the NFL is here...

This week, I decided to go with the numbers with betting. Stupid move.


We did hit the Over in the horror show of a bloodbath that was basically the end of Oklahoma St.'s season.


We missed on the Under in the Cubs-Reds game, thanks to top shelf defense by the Cubs, 3 errors in one inning.


Charlie Weis should have to owe me $440 for that ungodly awful thing he does called thinking. Pass the ball up by 3 with less than 3 minutes left? You fat, dumb moron. Have another donut and think about that again, while I ice my ass because of your decison making.


But the best of the day, Georgia and South Carolina's offenses last week looked like two swimmer with no arms trying to stay afloat in the ocean. This week? Let's put it this way, the game went over by 8 minutes left.... in the 2nd quarter. Now that is comedy. All you can do is laugh it off.


This is why Vegas has a new posh club every week. You're welcome Mirage.


1-3 for the day, down $700, the bankroll is now $7,740.
Again, thank GOD the NFL is here.
Here are my picks for Sunday:


Vikings -4 over the Browns - Yes I know, good Vikings team on the road against an awful Browns team and i am only laying 4? Smells as fishy as hearing Amy Winehouse successfully completing rehab.

I just cannot see Cleveland scoring much on that solid defense, especially with 2 Tons of Fun (The Williams DT's) cleared to play. We will risk $660 to win $600.



Over Baltimore Ravens 24.5 points scored @ even money. Yes, I think the Ravens defense scores 7 by themselves this week. Ray Rice will have some fun as well.


Risk $350 to Win $350.


Lastly, I know I should not bet an Over this high in Week 1, but I remember the Saints-Lions game from last season. And the Saints just went NUTS on the Lions. Granted, the Saints have a few injuries to bear, but that will make them throw even more. The Lions will get their fair share of points as well. Over 48.5.


Risk $440 to Win $400.


What the hell, I feel so confident in these picks.... wrapped them all up in a parlay as well for $100.


Risking $100 to Win $600 (I am prolly on Tilt here, and burning money, but go with me here.)


Lets hope the change of pace gives us the Winning Streak we need. I feel like Axel in The Gambler right now, paying my bookie..


"Theres 2, 3, 4, 44 with the Vig."