Monday Night, we hit the NBA game easily, we hit the NHL game easily, but the Titans and Texans were not responsive to our greedy betting nature in the 2nd half.
We wound up 2-1 for the night, but down $170 bucks.
The bankroll is now at $15,275.
We will have some picks for tonight, but make sure you read here for the Thanksgiving Weekend games. We have 3 NFL games and over a dozen College games to feast on, not to mention to NBA and NHL!!
Now, onto tonight's games to where we can get our fix of action and profit.
The Knicks played last night in a grueling game against the Lakers. The Kings are fresh and ready to go. They match up well against the Knicks.
Risk $330 to Win $300 on the SacTown Kings -4.5.
Our first College Basketball game of the Year!!!!! This is not your typical soft Duke team. They have size in the frontcourt this season. Arizona St. lost their two best players, including James Harden and his retro beard to the NBA. SLAM THIS ONE BIGTIME!
Risk $1100 to Win $1000 on Duke -10 over the Sun Devs.
Again, another NBA team that played the night before and has to travel. It is time to pick on the New Jeresy Nets on this West roadtrip. They played in Denver last night and travel to a tough Portland team waiting fresh for them.
Lay all you like!!!
Risk $660 to Win $600 on the Blazers -12.5.
Finally, a little Holiday Treat! NHL SALAMI TIME!!
For the true entertained degenerate, we dont like any specific NHL games tonight, but we do see alot of potential Unders. So, why not take the Salami Under?
Risk $400 to Win $400 on the Under 79.5 Goals @ Even Money.
I would wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, but later on tonight in the morning hours, I will do that, plus give you all of our wages for the Thanksgiving Day NFL games.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Desperation has hit!
How are we going to react?
Like a true Degenerate!
We are getting hammered by everything, but the NFL, which we are 14-9 in ATS.
We have two games that we have been salivating over all week long, and we are going to hammer them!
Cincinnati is for real. They have a very good defense, and Cedric Benson is running the ball with effectiveness. The Cleveland Browns are an absolute mess. They are starting a QB last week that got the job by flinging 3 INT's in a half. I do not care if it is a road game.. The Hard Knocks Boys -6.
Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on Bengals -6!!!!
If you thought that game was a mismatch, check out the Giants-Chiefs. Even SI.com's Peter King said that -9 should be for a quarter, not a game. Giants might even put up two straight shutouts.Risk $1,100 to Win $1,000 on Giants -9!!!
Two more smaller bets, because we need to action right?
The Lions can score. The Stafford-KSmith-MegatronJohnson trio are very good, and will put some points up on the board against a Bears defense that is hurt. This might be Jay Cutler's coming out party, and Matt Forte is salivating for a big game. This is it.
Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 40 in the Lions/Bears clash.
Tennessee cannot lose 4 in a row right? While we will not take the game, we will bet the total. Titans CB Cortland Finnegan is doubtful ,so expect the Jags to throw a little more today. Chris Johnson gets to the well twice.
Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Over 41.5 in the Titans/Jags game.
I am going to be watching these games like my life depended on them. Wish me luck.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
We'll take the split, but.....
If you watched last nights football games, both had a movie-like scripted ending. Two top powerhouse offenses, struggling all night long, and in the final 7 minutes of each game, both the Pats and Chargers just JUST ENOUGH to win the games.
This is what we call skimming. A bettor, especially of the sick degenerate kind, will think in his warped head, that if both teams could've dont that all night long, why didn't they?
Their answers are always the same. They enough just to win, and not cover the spread. Now, I am not a believer of this sick theory, but last night's games did not help the argument that these degenerates are nuts.
We split last night. Hitting both Overs and losing both spreads. 6-2 for the NFL start is very pleasing. The Bankroll is now at $9,590.
Tonight, back to baseball, as we will take the Over 9 in Philly tonight. Cliff Lee has struggled lately, and the Nats do have a better than average lineup. Nats pitcher Garret Mock is a victim as well.
Risk $440 to Win $400 tonight on the Over 9 in the Nats-Phillies game.
Baseball 2-3, College Football 1-7, NFL 6-2, Parlays 1-1
This is what we call skimming. A bettor, especially of the sick degenerate kind, will think in his warped head, that if both teams could've dont that all night long, why didn't they?
Their answers are always the same. They enough just to win, and not cover the spread. Now, I am not a believer of this sick theory, but last night's games did not help the argument that these degenerates are nuts.
We split last night. Hitting both Overs and losing both spreads. 6-2 for the NFL start is very pleasing. The Bankroll is now at $9,590.
Tonight, back to baseball, as we will take the Over 9 in Philly tonight. Cliff Lee has struggled lately, and the Nats do have a better than average lineup. Nats pitcher Garret Mock is a victim as well.
Risk $440 to Win $400 tonight on the Over 9 in the Nats-Phillies game.
Baseball 2-3, College Football 1-7, NFL 6-2, Parlays 1-1
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Thank God the NFL is here...
This week, I decided to go with the numbers with betting. Stupid move.
We did hit the Over in the horror show of a bloodbath that was basically the end of Oklahoma St.'s season.
We missed on the Under in the Cubs-Reds game, thanks to top shelf defense by the Cubs, 3 errors in one inning.
Charlie Weis should have to owe me $440 for that ungodly awful thing he does called thinking. Pass the ball up by 3 with less than 3 minutes left? You fat, dumb moron. Have another donut and think about that again, while I ice my ass because of your decison making.
But the best of the day, Georgia and South Carolina's offenses last week looked like two swimmer with no arms trying to stay afloat in the ocean. This week? Let's put it this way, the game went over by 8 minutes left.... in the 2nd quarter. Now that is comedy. All you can do is laugh it off.
This is why Vegas has a new posh club every week. You're welcome Mirage.
1-3 for the day, down $700, the bankroll is now $7,740.
Here are my picks for Sunday:
Vikings -4 over the Browns - Yes I know, good Vikings team on the road against an awful Browns team and i am only laying 4? Smells as fishy as hearing Amy Winehouse successfully completing rehab.
I just cannot see Cleveland scoring much on that solid defense, especially with 2 Tons of Fun (The Williams DT's) cleared to play. We will risk $660 to win $600.
Over Baltimore Ravens 24.5 points scored @ even money. Yes, I think the Ravens defense scores 7 by themselves this week. Ray Rice will have some fun as well.
Risk $350 to Win $350.
Lastly, I know I should not bet an Over this high in Week 1, but I remember the Saints-Lions game from last season. And the Saints just went NUTS on the Lions. Granted, the Saints have a few injuries to bear, but that will make them throw even more. The Lions will get their fair share of points as well. Over 48.5.
Risk $440 to Win $400.
What the hell, I feel so confident in these picks.... wrapped them all up in a parlay as well for $100.
Risking $100 to Win $600 (I am prolly on Tilt here, and burning money, but go with me here.)
Lets hope the change of pace gives us the Winning Streak we need. I feel like Axel in The Gambler right now, paying my bookie..
"Theres 2, 3, 4, 44 with the Vig."
We did hit the Over in the horror show of a bloodbath that was basically the end of Oklahoma St.'s season.
We missed on the Under in the Cubs-Reds game, thanks to top shelf defense by the Cubs, 3 errors in one inning.
Charlie Weis should have to owe me $440 for that ungodly awful thing he does called thinking. Pass the ball up by 3 with less than 3 minutes left? You fat, dumb moron. Have another donut and think about that again, while I ice my ass because of your decison making.
But the best of the day, Georgia and South Carolina's offenses last week looked like two swimmer with no arms trying to stay afloat in the ocean. This week? Let's put it this way, the game went over by 8 minutes left.... in the 2nd quarter. Now that is comedy. All you can do is laugh it off.
This is why Vegas has a new posh club every week. You're welcome Mirage.
1-3 for the day, down $700, the bankroll is now $7,740.
Again, thank GOD the NFL is here.
Vikings -4 over the Browns - Yes I know, good Vikings team on the road against an awful Browns team and i am only laying 4? Smells as fishy as hearing Amy Winehouse successfully completing rehab.
I just cannot see Cleveland scoring much on that solid defense, especially with 2 Tons of Fun (The Williams DT's) cleared to play. We will risk $660 to win $600.
Over Baltimore Ravens 24.5 points scored @ even money. Yes, I think the Ravens defense scores 7 by themselves this week. Ray Rice will have some fun as well.
Risk $350 to Win $350.
Lastly, I know I should not bet an Over this high in Week 1, but I remember the Saints-Lions game from last season. And the Saints just went NUTS on the Lions. Granted, the Saints have a few injuries to bear, but that will make them throw even more. The Lions will get their fair share of points as well. Over 48.5.
Risk $440 to Win $400.
What the hell, I feel so confident in these picks.... wrapped them all up in a parlay as well for $100.
Risking $100 to Win $600 (I am prolly on Tilt here, and burning money, but go with me here.)
Lets hope the change of pace gives us the Winning Streak we need. I feel like Axel in The Gambler right now, paying my bookie..
"Theres 2, 3, 4, 44 with the Vig."
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The Bloodbath
I made the first mistake of being a degenerate this weekend. I bet on the opening weekend of a sport basically on the blind. I only knew about what I saw from these teams last year and went with it. Well, it cost me in the wallet.
I took the Over Oregon-Boise St., and a team that averaged close to 40 a game last year, didn't have a first down until the 3rd quarter. Just rip up that ticket.
Then, I had the Over in the Illinois-Missouri game. Illinois is loaded atheletically and should put up 30. Wrong! Illinois lost their best player, WR Arreilous Benn early in the game, and they could not score for their lives. Another torn ticket.
Last, I was hoping LSU could salvage my weekend against Washington. Washington was horrific last season, and LSU brought back most of their team from last year. Well, the Huskies just moved the ball up and down the field all night, and LSU winds up not covering. If that garbage touchdown at the end of the game would've cost me this bet, my foot would've went into my TV, ala James Caan in The Gambler with his radio in the bathtub losing a basketball bet when Jerry West missed 3 free throws in a row, and outta nowhere you heard, "SPENCER HAYWOOD!"
Let's try to look at this in a positive way. At least we got the bloodbath over with early. Now, it is time to roll out the winners left and right.
Here is how we look after last weekend:
Lost $1485 ($550+$550+$385), so the bankroll is down to $8515. (I feel like the stock market at the end of George W. Bush's presidency).
We need an easy and fast winner, so what will we do?
In Tim Lincecum we trust...especially against the Padres.
We will wager $810 to win $300 on the SF Giants on Tuesday at -270.
We will also wager $342 to win $300 on the Run Line in the same game (win by more than 1.5 runs) at -114.
Hopefully, this game is in the bag, otherwise, I should just start writing a blog on my trip to Gambler's Anonymous.
I took the Over Oregon-Boise St., and a team that averaged close to 40 a game last year, didn't have a first down until the 3rd quarter. Just rip up that ticket.
Then, I had the Over in the Illinois-Missouri game. Illinois is loaded atheletically and should put up 30. Wrong! Illinois lost their best player, WR Arreilous Benn early in the game, and they could not score for their lives. Another torn ticket.
Last, I was hoping LSU could salvage my weekend against Washington. Washington was horrific last season, and LSU brought back most of their team from last year. Well, the Huskies just moved the ball up and down the field all night, and LSU winds up not covering. If that garbage touchdown at the end of the game would've cost me this bet, my foot would've went into my TV, ala James Caan in The Gambler with his radio in the bathtub losing a basketball bet when Jerry West missed 3 free throws in a row, and outta nowhere you heard, "SPENCER HAYWOOD!"
Let's try to look at this in a positive way. At least we got the bloodbath over with early. Now, it is time to roll out the winners left and right.
Here is how we look after last weekend:
Lost $1485 ($550+$550+$385), so the bankroll is down to $8515. (I feel like the stock market at the end of George W. Bush's presidency).
We need an easy and fast winner, so what will we do?
In Tim Lincecum we trust...especially against the Padres.
We will wager $810 to win $300 on the SF Giants on Tuesday at -270.
We will also wager $342 to win $300 on the Run Line in the same game (win by more than 1.5 runs) at -114.
Hopefully, this game is in the bag, otherwise, I should just start writing a blog on my trip to Gambler's Anonymous.
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