We are Back... Just in time for the NFL

Took a few days off. Missed a juicy College Day though. I couldve been at 20 large easily after yesterday, but why cry over spilled milk?

Went 3-2 in our last session for a small profit. Went 1-1 in the Central Michigan game. Same with theJazz game, but hit with the Oilers.

The bankroll is now at $15,390.

Yes, we are going to bet The Toilet Bowl. We think the Lions can score on this awful Browns team. Megatron is due for a big game. We also do not think Brady Quinn can reach the endzone against a defense of wooden planks.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Lions -3.5 over the Browns.

I only have to lay 1.5 points for the best team in football against a defense that lost its best pass rusher and has no secondary? I am sprinting to the ticket window.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Colts -1.5 over the Ravens.

The Steelers need a statement game after getting smacked in the teeth by the Bengals at home last week. The Chiefs are missing their best offensive player in Dwayne Bowe. This will not be pretty.

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Steelers -11 over the Chiefs.

Bengals-Raiders point total is only 36? The Bengals by themselves can score 36 in this game!

Risk $550 to Win $500 on the Over 36 in the Bengals-Raiders clash.

12:30 basketball in Canada!!! The Raptors usually play very well in these matinees. Bosh is a beast as well, and always plays big against Dwight Howard.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Raps +3.5

$15,000!

We went 2-1 last night, hitting both bigger NBA wages.

The bankroll is now at an all time high of $15,200!!!!

Now we are ready to make the big coin.

We were in good shape to go 3-0 last night. Avs and Flames were 3-2 after 2 periods, but squadoosh in the 3rd killed it.

Raptors got throttled in the 2nd half last night by the Nuggets, looking tired. Now they have to play the Jazz on a back to back? Hmmm.....Feels like an IF Bet here!!!!

Risk $440 to Win $400 on IF Jazz -9, then Over 210.

Colorado Avs played a rough game last night and have to come back tonight against the Oilers. I doubt Goalie Craig Anderson starts, so......

Risk $390 to Win $300 on the Oilers -130.

ADDED!!!!!!

America, meet Dan Lefevour. He is the best QB in the nation you never heard of. He is also playing an awful Ball St. team tonight.

Risk $770 to Win $700 on BOTH:

Central Michigan -15.5 over Ball St. and Over 50.5.

11/14

A garbage TD last night came to bite us in the ass on the big bet. That is ok though, shit happens.

We split the other games, with no Vig, so the bankroll is now at $8,825.

College Football Time...

Clemson is playing tough lately, and North Carolina St. is a bad defensive team. CJ Spiller should have a massive day.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Clemson -8.

Baylor has gotten destroyed with injuries and Texas Longhorns and Colt Mccoy need a statement game, since their schedule was a farce.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Longhorns -23.5

SportsTown has a complete mancrush on TCU, but 20 is too much lumber. Utah is a legit team. Horned Frogs will win, but.....

Risk $330 to Win $300 on Utah +20

NBA time, one bet......

Brandon Jennings is on a mission to shred all the teams that passed on him in the NBA Draft. Warriors are next on the hit list. Good job Nellie on benching Stephon Curry though. You are a disgrace.

Risk $330 to Win $300 on the Bucks -7

Sending it ALL IN!!!!

We have been on major tilt the past week.

The bankroll is down to $5,215.

I see a game I really like, and it is time to pull a Jimmy The Greek.

Risk $4,950 to Win $4,500 on the 49ers -3.5 over the Bears.

Bears defense is awful lately. They give up 4.5 yards a clip on the ground.

Frank Gore should go crazy.

The Bears defense has been given up huge chunks of yards and TD passes in the air lately as well.

Leaving us $265 left...... lets toss that all on the Under in the South Florida-Rutgers game. The weather could be shaky come gametime.

Risk $264 to Win $240 on the Under 43

Wish me luck.

Hitting a trend again...

Over hit last night in the Monday Night Game. At first, everyone thought it was an automatic, but then it is the 4th quarter, and you are wondering if Green Bay scores that garbage Touchdown. Luckily, they did get that.

We are 18-10 in the NFL this season. Note to followers of this blog: Bet my NFL picks, bet the OPPOSITE of my College Football picks. Use that formula, and you might be thanking Uncle Degenerate here.

The Bankroll move up to $7,910.

Tonight, we will not even touch that play-in game in baseball. Whoever does is asking for trouble, and 2 years off of your lives due to stress.

I am also not junkie enough to actually bet a Tuesday Night College Football game on ESPN. That is scheduled just for that, to kill the bettor.

Let's take a look at the puck...

Washington.... firepower and no goalie....

Flyers..... firepower, questionable goalie...

Over 6 -120.... Get down!

Risk $480 to Win $400 on Over 6.

Nice choke job by CC

We started off strong. The hockey game went Over in the 2nd period. A quick winner in the pocket.

I should be alright now, CC Sabathia is going for his 20th win. What can go wrong?

Well, how about CC looking like Bob Stanley of the Red Sox in the 1986 World Series. He stunk up the joint. The Rays used him like a cheap hooker.

Baseball is done for the season, at least for now.

A second night in a row, that a big favorite, is covering against the underdog, and the dog scores a garbage touchdown in the final seconds. Some bettors are banging their heads against their desks.

Went 1-2 overall for the night. The Bankroll is now at $7,615.

The dreaded College Football Saturday.... shoot me!

If you have watched Michigan and Michigan St. games, neither team can really stop an offense. The Over is only 54? Am I going to take the bait? Let me check the weather first...

Might be raining. I am still taking the bait. Do you know? Because I am a degenerate, and I believe in a Freshman QB. Light it up Mr. Foricer!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 54 Michigan-Michigan St.

I have watched Illinois several times over the past few years, and the one thing that I have learned is that they roll over and play dead like a lazy dog. Penn St. will be in revenge mode sort of resembling Karl in Die Hard, after he finds out that John Mclaine killed his brother.

Risk $330 to Win $300 Penn St. -7 over the Passive Illini

I am such a junkie for the high Overs. Take this Arkansas-Texas A&M game for example. 66 is high, even for a junkie like me, but am I going to bite? Absolutely! Why? Because there is no defense in this game. LETS GO!!!

Risk $330 to Win $300 Over 66 Arkansas-Texas A&M

Last for College Football, I believe in Houston. I believe that they can go up against bad teams, and just completely throttle them. Do not let me down Cougars.

Risk $330 to Win $300 Houston -14.5 over UTEP

One hockey bet, for the first full slate of games. Montreal has scoring.... Buffalo has a ton of scoring... hmmmm.... Tomas Vanek puts in 2 goals in the opener.

Risk $345 to Win $300 Over 5.5 goals Montreal-Buffalo.

Let's put this bad week behind us.

Bad Streak

Lost the football game last night. Lost the parlay. Hit the Over in Tor/Bos in 32 minutes of gametime.

The bankroll is now $8,380.

Thinking about going a little drastic tonight. Little desperation is in the air. Starting to feel those shakes. Undecided about any prediction you think in your mind..... you ask yourself if this will ever end.

Yes, we need a winner tonight!

We will go with the Cardinals and Pinerio, -125 over the Reds. He pitched very well the last time against the Reds, and ther Cards smacked around Reds starter Homer Bailey.

Risk $500 to Win $400.

Tomorrow, I will fix up the stats, promise.

Slightly back on the winning way

2-1 Thursday is the right way to get back on track. Hit both baseball games, but we are still getting taken advatage of in Coll. Football, with even getting offered a drink or dinner.

The Bankroll is now $9,855.

Last time I saw Nevada play, they got destroyed by Notre Dame. Missouri is actually playing pretty well.

Let's take Mizzou tonight -7 (buying the half point at -105) to -115

Risk $345 to Win $300

Tonight in baseball, we just simply cannot believe that Timmy Terrific Lincecum will lose two straight on home.  We also think that the Giants will get some runs off of lunatic headcase Carlos Zambrano.

Risk $330 to Win $200 on Lincecum and the Giants

Risk $315 to Win $300 on the Over 7.

I am dreading College Football Saturday. I feel like Laline in Carlito's Way in the wheelchair. "Just keeeeiiillllll me now ya cawkkkkkkksauckkkkerrrr!"

Dull Night

Nothing special on the night session last night. We missed on the Over in the Rays-Orioles game, as the rookie Chris Tillman pitched very well, and by some strange force, so did Andy Sonnastine. Funny though, the Rays yanked Sonnastine in the 6th, after 75 pitches, damn! We were praying this 2-1 game in the 8th would of ended that way, because there was a big rain delay in the 8th inning, of a meaningless game.

Remember, Over/Under bets in baseball have to complete 8.5 innings, otherwise the wage is void.

We did hit the Over in the Cubs-Brewers game in real easy fashion. It went Over in the 4th inning, so you could of went to punch in your ticket at the window and gotten to sleep early.

The bankroll took a $15 hit, to $9,775. Big deal, so I can't hit The Sizzler for one night.

We are going to stick with the trend of day/night sessions for another day since it worked effectively yesterday. I know, I need help, but it is too late for me. That train left the station a long time ago.

Let's take the Royals on the road this afternoon, with the best pitcher in baseball on the hill. No, Tim Lincecum did not get traded to KC. Zach Greinke is on the hill though. The wager is at -105.

Greinke is 2-1 with a sub 1.20 ERA in four starts this season against the Tigers.

Risk $315 to Win $300.

Staying on the same game, day game after night game, some starters may not be playing, etc. Plus, the Tigers have Edwin Jackson on the hill to counter Greinke, who is no stiff whatsoever. Let's take the Under as well.

Risk $375 to Win $300.

We will be back in the afternoon for night wages. Hopefully, we will be in the black and can have a fiesta like no other!

Baseball 5-5.... for now.

Banging Head on Desk

It's always nice to start off 0-4 right? Last night, we took the gaspipe because of Tim Lincecum's back, Jason Marquis pitching like its the Little League World Series again, and let's face it, the Reds really do suck balls.

The bankroll dropped $440 from last night's loss. We are now at $8,075. Down 20% already.

God, I do not want to start going with the teasers and parlays just yet...

Tonight, we are going with the Houston Astros at home. Wandy Rodriguez is 11-2 at home this season in games he starts. So tonight, we will go $625 risking to win $500 (-125) , riding the left arm of Wandy.

We will also do a small parlay tonight, just an attempt to make some moves here. We will wager $200 on the Arizona Diamondbacks and ace Dan Haren at home (-122), and the Over in the game (8.5 @ -115) since former Diamondback and Dodger start Jon Garland is 3-10 when it comes to O/U's this season in the desert.
The thrid game we will toss into this, is the Detriot Tigers on the road against a weak KC Royals team. Tigers have Verlander on the hill, so we are confident, even  @ -187.

So tonight's bets are:

$625 to win $500 tonight on the Houston Astros.

3 Team Parlay (If you need to know the definition of parlay, dont taint yourself, run away from this blog).
DBacks -122, Dodgers-DBacks Over 8.5 @-115, and Det -187,

$200 to win $844.25.

I need a winner badly. Do not let me down.