On the March we go...

Boom! We have a shot at getting back to $10,000 tonight!

The idea to go really sick degenerate today, put us in the position, as we hit both afternoon baseball games, but not without having to get all tight in the ass.

We hit the Twins, no problems. Indians are putrid on the road. Twins won 7-3. Gimme that $300!

Then, I was watching bits and pieces of the Marlins-Cardinals game. I saw that Josh Johnson was on today, and going into the bottom of the 9th inning, the Marlins had a 5-1 cushion. Perfect, that means I have a one run cushion as well, and I was going to need it.

The Marlins bring in some Gas-Can, Brian Sanches, who has good stats, but teams only bring Gas-Cans into a 5-1 game in the 9th. Sanches gets the first hitter, then WALKS Jason LaRue. Now, we all know Jason LaRue, he's the biggest stiff on two feet. I was starting to get worried.

Then, Mark Derosa pinch hit, and hit a bloop ground rule double to make it 2nd and 3rd with 1 out. Now, I am really getting nervous. Florida does the right thing, and brings in their closer Leo Nunez, who, pardon my french, is a fucking arsonist.

True to arson form, Nunez plunks the first batter he sees with the very first pitch. Bases are loaded, and I see that the St. Louis crowd is going crazier than a stockbroker without cocaine. Oh no! Not him. Pujols is up with the bases loaded. I'm dead,

Nunez then plunks Pujols! 5-2 Marlins. I am hanging by the skin of my teeth. It really did not get much better after that. Bases loaded now for Matt Holliday. Just rip up the ticket man, its toast. Then, the betting Gods gave us a miracle...

Holliday grounds out into a double play! Game over! Marlins win 5-2!

LETS GO! 2-0 on afternoon baseball on a crappy day here. The bankroll is now at $9,790.

Lets get back into the black numbers tonight.

We will take the Over 7.5 +105 in the Brewers-Cubs game. Last time Rich Harden threw against the Brewers, he got hammered, and we never have had any faith in Braden Looper.

Risk $300 to win $315

The second game we will take is the Over 10 in the Rays-Orioles game. Rays starter Andy Sonnastine is trash. He gets hammered everytime he goes out there, and the O's slayed him the last time they faced him. O's starter is a promising young rookie, Chris Tillman, who can be up or down, but all we are asking for from Tillman is 3 runs in 6 innings, Sonnastine we take care of the rest.

Risk $330 to Win $300

Baseball 4-4, College Football 1-7, NFL 6-2, Parlays 1-1

Oh well....

Well, I was partially right last night. For the first two innings, Nationals starter Garret Mock was a victim. Phillies put up a 5 piece for me, and I was doing the Irish Jig early. It was the only thing satisfying that I got out of that last night.

Cliff Lee shut out the Nationals, and the victim shut the door after the 2nd inning. It happens.

The bankroll is now at $9,150.

We will do two posts today, as I will be taking an afternoon baseball game, so I have something to entertain me today, with another possible post for a night game later.

We like the Under 7.5 in the pitching matchup in St. Louis of Florida's ace Josh Johnson and Joel Pinerio. Day games after night games, you will not get some regulars in there, plus the possibility of that afternoon shadow hanging over the stadium.

Risk $330 to win $300

The other game I like is the Twins over the Indians today @ -155. Joe Mauer is raking again, and he has backhanded Indians starts Aaron Laffey in his career, going 5-13 with a bomb. Indians are also DREADFUL on the road this season, going 19-53.

Risk $465 to Win $300

You people realize that I announced that I will have two different betting posts today? It is like the US Tennis Open. We have both Day and Night Sessions. Yes, I need help...